The sad life of a cycle courier
  • I am a cycle courier. Whenever I've met a woman im interested in outside of work I always tell them I'm unemployed, because no woman in her right mind would date a cycle courier. In fact I've found I have a better success rate at getting dates if I pretend to be HIV positive and unable to work. How do you guys get around the problem as being viewed as a pariah by any woman in her right mind? Or do you guys date fat girls with moustaches?
  • Whoops, I accidentally double posted this, sorry folks

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