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      CommentAuthorUnkyPacky
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2008
     
    Greetings folks :D

    I'm sick of my job and have been meaning to try couriering for ages! Does anyone know of any firms that are hiring at the moment? (I'm not entirely sure if this is a stupid question or not, but we've all got to be a noob sooner or later...generally sooner i find).

    Also, any tips/suggestions/general banter warmly welcomed. :)

    UnkyP :D
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    Unlikely to be too many firms hiring at the minute.

    Not too many firms recruit between now and early September.

    Half-decent firms to work for are, in order of peference:

    Reuter Brooks (recently taken over by A-Z / Mach One and experiencing some transitional difficulties)
    City Sprint
    Pink Express
    Creative
    Cyclone
    Lewis Day
    E-Courier

    I'm sure nobody on here will be surprised to learn that I'm banned by all of those.......even the ones I haven't worked for.
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    Not diabolical companies include:

    Clockwork
    Excel / XL
    A-Z / Mach One
    C Y C
    Addison Lee (who don't have many pushbikes)
    BCCP


    Go Betweens may be the nicest firm to work for.....but you won't make a lot of money there.
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    For various reasons (treating riders like dirt / no likelihood of earning anywhere near minimum wage / probability of the buggers stealing money from you.....all three in the case of a firm in Kensal Road, W10) the following firms sould be avoided:

    Courier Systems
    Post Haste
    Courier Systems
    Associated Direct
    CDS
    London Executive
    Courier Systems
    Arrow Express
    Pegasus
    Courier Systems
    Premier Despatch
    Mission Despatch
    GLH
    Greyhound
    Courier Systems
    Special Delivery
    Courier Systems
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    Advertising in the August edition of Rider's Digest (Out today!) are:

    E-Courier (only motorbikes sez the ad) http://jobs.ecourier.co.uk
    Urgent Delivery 0207 377 8899 - I only know they're weird.
    City Swift 07982 707008 - Lots of new boys and always recruiting. Motorcyclists of my acquintance do not recommend them.
    City Sprint 0870 738 4444 - see above
    CYC 0207 928 2251 - see above
    Cyclone (only motorbikes sez the ad) 0845 456 8881
    Bonds 0208 450 1000 - Used to be OK but downsized a lot in recent years.
    A-Z / Mach One 0207 242 1233 - see above
    Wharf Logistics 0207 536 9669 - allegedly run by gangsters but very good on motorbikes.
    Clockwork 0207 729 6169 - see above
    Lewis Day 0207 014 1095 - see above
    Excel 0207 510 4501 - see above
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    Ecourier got bought by CS, didn't they? Or was that just a nasty summer rumour?
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    Are you banned by Creative? I think there only around 6 or 7 guys that are properly banned at CC. I don't think you are one of them.

    But then, I have no idea at all who you are. At least, I guess that I must know who you are, but I can't connect Count Basie with anyone that I remember. Mind you, I have forgotten more people than I now know. Is that how the cliche goes? Senility is setting in quicker than white hairs in my beard.
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeJul 21st 2008
     
    you could count all the people you've forgotten on the fingers of one foot. Am I banned now? I'll get my coat.
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    I'm not officially banned by Creative - I left, I wasn't sacked. I'm not even sure you wouldn't have me back, but there are a few too many things about Creative policy that I don't like, for all their friendliness on the surface.
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    E-Courier haven't been bought by McDonald's.
    I'd still like to know how the hell E-Courier shagged things up as badly as they have. Given their technological advantage and the huge financial backing, only a complete bunch of idiots could have failed to become London's biggest bike operation within two years.

    Sadly, I went in there for a job before they started. All the software was working well and I was impressed. I was, however, not impressed with a couple of the idiots I saw walking around the office, who were clearly in senior positions - having been poached from companies where they were bloody inept and incapable of doing their jobs. Both had long track records in the industry but neither has a braincell between them....like 80% of senior management in the industry.

    The people who set up E-Courier just invited applications, looked at the seniority of the applicants and employed those whose CV's looked the best. Unfortunately, the people who set-up E-Courier knew nothing about the courier industry. They made the wrong choices.

    To be honest, I'd quite like the sales gig at E-Courier....but I'd need a word with the powers that be, to prevent recent events like a Brazilian riders' strike and office staff being ambushed and fucked over when they leave work.

    E-Courier was a great opportunity fucked-up.
    • CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd 2008 edited
     
    How about "Dozed off couriers"cause that's what I just did while reading that post.....
    • CommentAuthorCount Basie
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd 2008 edited
     
    I'd work on that attention span, overdrive....espacially at your age.
    Dozing off can be damaging to your health in your business. Last time I spoke to anyone about you was last winter. They allegedly saw you have a slightly close shave. Probably due to that slipping attention span. Less spliff, more speed.
    • CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd 2008
     
    That's all you do isnt it?speak to people about others because you're hiding.
    come here:Metro despatch. 20 Northburgh ST ec1 0nb
    and introduce yourself.
    (by the way speeds not my cup of tea it's cheap and nasty like yourself I suspect)
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      CommentAuthortofu
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd 2008
     
    want a courier position?

    bend over.
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    yeah gig's nearly up for you Basie, we is closing the fukc in on you

    http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/1082/1gtblod.jpg
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    I honestly don't know who you are, overdrive.
    The few occasions your handle has cropped up and I've asked someone who the hell you are, the reply inevitably begins, "It's that old c*** who....." but the description that follows is never one I can place.
    I was unaware that Metro had moved since I left. Can't afford the rent on the main road now, eh? The wonders of digital photography.
    Ta for that info.
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    Is that new postcode a wind-up?
    I'm sure "Ecci Nob" must mean something profound in Latin.
    • CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeJul 22nd 2008
     
    You should come and say hello Basie, I'm not too bad although I've punched a couple of people over the years so if you pop by wear your f*cking helmet.
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    my brothers and sisters. i usually will not tolerate threatening behaviour.

    in this case however i advocate a fair fight. queensbury rules.

    fairness and equality.
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      CommentAuthorUnkyPacky
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2008
     
    Wow, thanks Basie! Especially for the telephone numbers, saves me a lot of searching. Really need to sort something out soon as my job is cutting back my hours so i'm losing heaps of money. :cool:
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      CommentAuthorredrum
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2008 edited
     
    wow, f*ck maybe you can get basie to deliver the jobs for you too. You want to be a courier and you cant even be bothered to search for a job yourself...f*cking lame. You and basie can start your own company "Lame F*ck Head Couriers".
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      CommentAuthorIron Eye
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2008 edited
     
    Someone once said "If you don't have the ability to find a courier company to work for, how do you think are you going to be able to find the address on the package?"

    The answer to that is to ask someone else of course. Duh!
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    So when are you going to move down to the big smoke and get a job as a courier in London ol' iron eye??
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      CommentAuthorIron Eye
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2008
     
    Unlikely, cos right now I am enjoying the benefits of my girlfriend paying half the rent.

    If we ever split up though, who knows.
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    jesus, I wonder how many people have moved to London because they split with there partner? That was about 70% of how I got here.
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      CommentAuthorIron Eye
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2008
     
    what was the other 30% (if you dont mind telling)?
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      CommentAuthorarif
    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2008
     
    some of you have issues.

    Make peace in your own head and you will start to create peace out of it. please try it some of you "aggressive" types. (In quotes, because I know it's only a front)
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2008
     
    fuck me, Arif's back and more "bonkers" (in quotes because it's true) than ever. Where you been? sorting out those problems in the middle east? on a caravaning holiday with Miss Basie? peeping through Overdrive's letter box?
    Are you ever going to get a couriering job Arif?
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    yay we get third in Basies list! awesome.

    you sure ur banned from Pink?
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      CommentAuthorarif
    • CommentTimeJul 30th 2008
     
    to be honest, i feel a little weird, so maybe it's just me. i'm going to stop giving out advice since even I'm aware it's ruining my reputation!

    I didn't manage to get a couriering job. not only because I haven't been able to get my frame sorted! I've been touring with my band and doing session gigs with others... that and Uni in september has made employing me very difficult.

    Appreciate the thoughts though will

    Hopefully after my degree in 4 years, I'll take to the streets and courier for a while! :D
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      CommentAuthorredrum
    • CommentTimeJul 30th 2008
     
    i just went for a poo.
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      CommentAuthorIron Eye
    • CommentTimeJul 30th 2008
     
    I had a poo once.
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      CommentAuthorJP
    • CommentTimeJul 30th 2008
     
    I just did a dirty, slimey, stinking foul one....
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeJul 30th 2008
     
    i didn't have time for one this morning so i'm looking forward to a monster later on.
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      CommentAuthorJP
    • CommentTimeJul 30th 2008
     
    Any news on the Monster? An update on the consistency, ect?
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeJul 31st 2008
     
    i had time to read the whole of Private Eye, put it that way. I just want to forget.
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      CommentAuthorIron Eye
    • CommentTimeJul 31st 2008
     
    I shit 4 times a day. Once at 730am, again at abotu 1130, again at about 1530, and again at about 1800. I dont know anyone who is as regular as me.
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      CommentAuthorselim
    • CommentTimeJul 31st 2008
     
    How do you find any time to do work?
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    So I'm on my way to my wifes office with her new glasses, I can feel a big one coming and it's going to be a smelly one (let's just say if you're ever in an Alaska McDonald's order the McKinely Mac if you're not going to be using your own bathroom twelve hours later) should I find a place now or wait till I get to LBB (her law firm)? I think about it for a second. They have both a gents and a lady's and her male partners haven't been as helpful as I think they should, ah hah, vengance is mine.
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      CommentAuthornanu
    • CommentTimeJul 31st 2008
     
    There's nothing like a nice smelly dump.
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      CommentAuthorJP
    • CommentTimeAug 1st 2008
     
    Pump forth the bowel broth!
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeAug 1st 2008
     
    Welcome to the forum Kirk. Where you from?
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      CommentAuthorxeroxkid
    • CommentTimeAug 2nd 2008
     
    Welcome to the forum Kirk. Where you from?
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    Anchorage, Alaska
    • CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeAug 4th 2008
     
    Kirk are you the messenger with the biggest and smallest cock in Anchorage?
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    yup, that would be me the best and worst messenger in Anchorage.
    • CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2008
     
    Pleased to meet you fella.:thumbup: