I'm sick of my job and have been meaning to try couriering for ages! Does anyone know of any firms that are hiring at the moment? (I'm not entirely sure if this is a stupid question or not, but we've all got to be a noob sooner or later...generally sooner i find).
Also, any tips/suggestions/general banter warmly welcomed. :)
Unlikely to be too many firms hiring at the minute.
Not too many firms recruit between now and early September.
Half-decent firms to work for are, in order of peference:
Reuter Brooks (recently taken over by A-Z / Mach One and experiencing some transitional difficulties) City Sprint Pink Express Creative Cyclone Lewis Day E-Courier
I'm sure nobody on here will be surprised to learn that I'm banned by all of those.......even the ones I haven't worked for.
For various reasons (treating riders like dirt / no likelihood of earning anywhere near minimum wage / probability of the buggers stealing money from you.....all three in the case of a firm in Kensal Road, W10) the following firms sould be avoided:
Courier Systems Post Haste Courier Systems Associated Direct CDS London Executive Courier Systems Arrow Express Pegasus Courier Systems Premier Despatch Mission Despatch GLH Greyhound Courier Systems Special Delivery Courier Systems
Advertising in the August edition of Rider's Digest (Out today!) are:
E-Courier (only motorbikes sez the ad) http://jobs.ecourier.co.uk Urgent Delivery 0207 377 8899 - I only know they're weird. City Swift 07982 707008 - Lots of new boys and always recruiting. Motorcyclists of my acquintance do not recommend them. City Sprint 0870 738 4444 - see above CYC 0207 928 2251 - see above Cyclone (only motorbikes sez the ad) 0845 456 8881 Bonds 0208 450 1000 - Used to be OK but downsized a lot in recent years. A-Z / Mach One 0207 242 1233 - see above Wharf Logistics 0207 536 9669 - allegedly run by gangsters but very good on motorbikes. Clockwork 0207 729 6169 - see above Lewis Day 0207 014 1095 - see above Excel 0207 510 4501 - see above
Are you banned by Creative? I think there only around 6 or 7 guys that are properly banned at CC. I don't think you are one of them.
But then, I have no idea at all who you are. At least, I guess that I must know who you are, but I can't connect Count Basie with anyone that I remember. Mind you, I have forgotten more people than I now know. Is that how the cliche goes? Senility is setting in quicker than white hairs in my beard.
I'm not officially banned by Creative - I left, I wasn't sacked. I'm not even sure you wouldn't have me back, but there are a few too many things about Creative policy that I don't like, for all their friendliness on the surface.
E-Courier haven't been bought by McDonald's. I'd still like to know how the hell E-Courier shagged things up as badly as they have. Given their technological advantage and the huge financial backing, only a complete bunch of idiots could have failed to become London's biggest bike operation within two years.
Sadly, I went in there for a job before they started. All the software was working well and I was impressed. I was, however, not impressed with a couple of the idiots I saw walking around the office, who were clearly in senior positions - having been poached from companies where they were bloody inept and incapable of doing their jobs. Both had long track records in the industry but neither has a braincell between them....like 80% of senior management in the industry.
The people who set up E-Courier just invited applications, looked at the seniority of the applicants and employed those whose CV's looked the best. Unfortunately, the people who set-up E-Courier knew nothing about the courier industry. They made the wrong choices.
To be honest, I'd quite like the sales gig at E-Courier....but I'd need a word with the powers that be, to prevent recent events like a Brazilian riders' strike and office staff being ambushed and fucked over when they leave work.
I'd work on that attention span, overdrive....espacially at your age. Dozing off can be damaging to your health in your business. Last time I spoke to anyone about you was last winter. They allegedly saw you have a slightly close shave. Probably due to that slipping attention span. Less spliff, more speed.
That's all you do isnt it?speak to people about others because you're hiding. come here:Metro despatch. 20 Northburgh ST ec1 0nb and introduce yourself. (by the way speeds not my cup of tea it's cheap and nasty like yourself I suspect)
I honestly don't know who you are, overdrive. The few occasions your handle has cropped up and I've asked someone who the hell you are, the reply inevitably begins, "It's that old c*** who....." but the description that follows is never one I can place. I was unaware that Metro had moved since I left. Can't afford the rent on the main road now, eh? The wonders of digital photography. Ta for that info.
You should come and say hello Basie, I'm not too bad although I've punched a couple of people over the years so if you pop by wear your f*cking helmet.
Wow, thanks Basie! Especially for the telephone numbers, saves me a lot of searching. Really need to sort something out soon as my job is cutting back my hours so i'm losing heaps of money.
wow, f*ck maybe you can get basie to deliver the jobs for you too. You want to be a courier and you cant even be bothered to search for a job yourself...f*cking lame. You and basie can start your own company "Lame F*ck Head Couriers".
Someone once said "If you don't have the ability to find a courier company to work for, how do you think are you going to be able to find the address on the package?"
The answer to that is to ask someone else of course. Duh!
Make peace in your own head and you will start to create peace out of it. please try it some of you "aggressive" types. (In quotes, because I know it's only a front)
fuck me, Arif's back and more "bonkers" (in quotes because it's true) than ever. Where you been? sorting out those problems in the middle east? on a caravaning holiday with Miss Basie? peeping through Overdrive's letter box? Are you ever going to get a couriering job Arif?
to be honest, i feel a little weird, so maybe it's just me. i'm going to stop giving out advice since even I'm aware it's ruining my reputation!
I didn't manage to get a couriering job. not only because I haven't been able to get my frame sorted! I've been touring with my band and doing session gigs with others... that and Uni in september has made employing me very difficult.
Appreciate the thoughts though will
Hopefully after my degree in 4 years, I'll take to the streets and courier for a while! :D
So I'm on my way to my wifes office with her new glasses, I can feel a big one coming and it's going to be a smelly one (let's just say if you're ever in an Alaska McDonald's order the McKinely Mac if you're not going to be using your own bathroom twelve hours later) should I find a place now or wait till I get to LBB (her law firm)? I think about it for a second. They have both a gents and a lady's and her male partners haven't been as helpful as I think they should, ah hah, vengance is mine.