Dispose of all those dole cheques and fuck up a few chrimbos for added job related fun. Why would you take a job and then deliberately fuck it up? Glib you are a fucktard and should have your right to use a computer taken away from you.
I thought Dole cheques were actually deposited directly into ones bank account these days.....but nothing funnier than watching some old grannie at the post office trying to remember her pin number to access her pension. Three attempts grannie otherwise no cat food for tiddles and if you fail then at least youll have nothing for the crack head muggers waiting for you outside the post office who will only discover that after knocking you to the ground.
Christmas...what a load of bollox, its just a corporate day, commercialised greed for overpriced material possession. Santa Clause is a cunt.