When Bad Man enter rollapaluza, him leave behind a whole heap o'loser!
'cause nobody can match my cadence; if you try test me, you nah have no sense. there will be no tension, there will be no suspense - 'cause i will destroy you and your stupid friend Terence. So bwoy, get 'pon de bike and sit down 'pon de seat. step 'pon de pedals and just strap in your feet. Bad man nah mess around, bad man nuh cheat; If you got any brains you will prepare for defeat. Don't bother turn around, don't look at de clock! Cause when you see de needle, you goin' get a shock! Your legs will soon feel heavy like concrete block; Your friends dem all a-laugh and a-joke and a-mock! Fifteen seconds me sprint five hundred metre; Why yuh think de bwoy dem call me de Roller Beater? Me ride nuff distance, dem call me Mile Eater; Me legs have more power than a gigawatt heater! Me nah tell no lie, me nah no pretender; My legs spin "faster than an overclocked blender". Nuh matter what your race or your age or your gender, You will get beat by roller title defender. Nobody can calculate how fast me spin de gear, So bwoy, tek your weak legs and run outta here. Go down de pub and go drink ten beer 'cause my speed an my strength have 'nuff people inna fear. Dem coulda come from London, Paris or Budapest; Nuh matter where dem come from, no bwoy can test. Bad Man nah joke, Bad Man nah Jest, Me have de world's biggest lungs inna me chest! My VO2 Max is three times that of Lance. My grip is firm and rigid like a karate stance; My pedalling is smoother than a ballroom dance. If you think you coulda beat me, well I tell you no chance!
"Mature" Dave le Grys, multiple National and World sprint champion, holder of the UK cycle land speed record (110mph) and holder of the unofficial UK roller speed record of 126mph has just entered!!!!!
We have over 50 pre-entered riders and our limit is 75ish! so it looks like we'll be closing online entry tomorrow, so if you were thinking of entering...you have 24 hours.
Tickets too are selling fast and we will also stop online ticket purchase when we have reached our pre-event allocation of 250 or on Monday morning, whichever comes first....we will be holding back tickets for sale on the evening.....but don't leave it too late if you were thinking of coming!
We have now SOLD OUT of advance tickets, there will be a limited number of tickets available on the door, however entry priority will be given to ticket holders......