Bad Man nah deal wid no coke nor no crack; Me have bare nutritious foodstuff inna me sack. Come Tour de France, me done lead de pack; Me bike well adjusted, my chain don't slack. Up 'pon de mountains me start to attack; Dem can't keep up 'cause a strength dem a lack. Some of dem a give up, some of dem a turn back; Drive home inna dem car wid de bike 'pon de rack!
Bad man, you couldn't complete the tour if you tried. You say that you're fast, well, I think that you lied. You probably attempted the first mountain and cried Because your legs wobbled, gave up and died.