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    is its safe to ride breakless? should i start riding fixed without a break? what gear is good? who is the fastest messenger in london?
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    Can I make alot of money as a courier?
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    Not taking a break will mean you can earn more money but you'll need a packed lunch. House of Pistard make good gear. It's me but I don't like to talk about it.
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    is its safe to ride breakless? That depends on many factors. Do you mean to break your head like an egg shell or do you mean brakeless? How long is a piece of string.
    should i start riding fixed without a break? Hmmm i think you need to ask Doctor Gonzo that and as your attorney he will advise you on these matters.
    what gear is good? depends on your legs and depends on what you like to smoke.
    who is the fastest messenger in london? Zack Speedfast.
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    i mean to ride without stopping! with out a break. a piece of string is twice the length from the middle to the end, thats easy. i thought count basie was the fastest messenger in the world not you wack peefast.
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    I tell you what you get yourself a fixie without a brake, put 52 16 on it, stick a few spoke cards in your wheels and we will go for a ride together i promise we won't stop...
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2008
     
    sounds like the start of a beautiful relationship. now if we can just get iron eye and johnsatisfaction to kiss and make up...
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    Only if he loses the dreads.
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeJun 30th 2008
     
    "is its safe to ride breakless?"

    as safe as the rider.

    "should i start riding fixed without a break?"

    if you feel the need to ask on an internet forum then i suspect not.

    "what gear is good?"

    what do you ride now?

    "who is the fastest messenger in london?"

    charlie 08.

    sorry for the sensible answers but i was a bit rude with the last one of these posts and i feel like being nice, for the time being.
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    All of those were sensible. Apart from one.
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    whos charlie 08? is he a relative of charlie 09?

    i ride a 53 18 gear at the moment, but after riding all day with out a break my legs get tired. and zack...i dont like spoke cards they slow me down.
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    Charlie 08 fast? 53 18 gear and poor tired legs. Sleepy apologises for sensible answers. Bill makes another witty comment. Fuck me i'm going offline
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    Bad man nah brake
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2008
     
    charlie 08 of reuters fame. fastest man bar none. motherfuckers better recognise.
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      CommentAuthorThe.Pike
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2008
     
    im the fastest!
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    Loudest is not the same as fastest. :-)
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      CommentAuthorBanned Man 2
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2008 edited
     
    Bad man so fast that you cant comprehend
    Me bruk de speed limit so bad it cannot mend
    You say you want race? You're outta yuh mind
    Before your pedals turn, me leave you behind
    On yuh marks? Yuh ready? You lost de race already
    'Cause bad man nuh have time for slow nor steady
    London messenja dema cower in fear
    'cause right now de real fast bad man is here
    So, don't bother challenge, don't bother try test
    Otherwise me goin' leave you down inna de coffin for rest
    Believe, You betta leave, an' get outta de place
    'cause not even Lance Armstrong coulda keep up wid my pace
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      CommentAuthorThe.Pike
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2008
     
    @ bill..... Saturday!