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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeJul 1st 2008
     
    no no no, please please please don't explain, please
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    Slavery of the factory workers, and pillaging of the raw materials?

    I think the £15 figure is just for the frame
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeJul 1st 2008
     
    what did i just say?
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    I dunno, I can't hear you all the way over there in London
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeJul 1st 2008
     
    touche my friend. i'm off to drink the bath water.
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    Bad Man nuh ride pon cardboard punany
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    Bad man would you consider changing your name to good gentleman. It is degrading to refer to woman's vaginas as punany. Would you like barry and myself to visit you tomorrow after our meeting with overdrive the merry irishman? We could hold hands and pray for Bill. Gary Rama Barry rama krishna krishna
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    Badman ride pon gayboy batty
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2008
     
    winston, may i draw your attention here.
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    Bad Man nah deal wid no homosexual nor homophobic.

    050,
    from you diss Bad Man, your death guaranteed
    When bad man catch you, you're goin to bleed
    your time soon come, don't bother hide nor run
    cause bad man will seek you and bust wid his gun
    so, 050, you betta sign your will
    call de undertaker 'cause you goin' get kill!
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2008
     
    ooh get her!
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      CommentAuthorwinston
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2008
     
    I am so skayerred!
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    badman, the latent homosexual cream puff
    its obvious that this is what it is and yeah the truth is ruff
    badman your gun is made of marzipan and flowers
    you carved it all nice on a sunday night and it took absolutely fukcin hours.
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    Do you know who you fools are really dissin?
    Ronnie Darko, bwoy, you soon will go missin.
    Trawler net will catch your body when de man dem fishin.
    When Bad Man find you, you surely will be wishing!
    You'll wish that you never dissed Bad Man inna rhyme
    Don't try to run, nor bother try to climb
    'cause Bad Man is bitter, Bad Man sour like lime
    And when Bad Man catch you, it is MURDER TIME!
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    Bad Man's got little girls arms and a matching pink straw bonnet
    His bike's got my little pony stickers and stabilisers on it
    He stayed up late at his auntie's house one night way past bedtime
    And watched a re-run of Dad's Army and it inspired the boy to rhyme
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    who is da bad man?
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2008
     
    TWO STRAIGHT MEN FIGHTING OVER A COCK
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    Ronnie, what kinda accusation is dat?
    Bad Man woulda never wear a pink straw hat.
    Bad Man nah lie, nor take back no chat;
    Ronnie smell like dawg, him diseased like rat.

    Dad's Army? Me nuh deal wid comedy war!
    You goin' diss me? Then it will be bloody war!
    Me pull out me gun, shot him down to de floor
    then subscribe to Eurosport so me can watch Le Tour.
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    'Borges described the Falklands war as being like "two bald men fighting over a comb". I am starting to know how he felt. '

    The thing that gets me isn't the cardboard bicycle, It's the slagging off of people who have Ideas. Society progresses because people have unusual ideas that may not seem applicable at the time but gradually gain acceptance. what if Gutenberg had decided that you didn't need a printing press because there were plenty of scribes around.what if alexander graham bell had decided not to bother with the telephone since the telegraph worked just fine. I'm not saying a cardboard bicycle is going to change the world, It's just that I don't like luddites.
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2008
     
    so, John you're saying a cardboard bicycle is going to change the world. What do you think of that Iron?
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2008
     
    Maybe Bad Man can post a rap about luddites.....
    • CommentAuthorJP
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2008
     
    Me tink Badman is de luddite...
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    Alright Jon

    I think it's perfectly acceptable - beneficial even - to be highly sceptical of new ideas. Especially ones that don't sound good. Because if a new idea is truly a good and worthwhile idea, then the chances are it will prove itself to be a good one regardless of whether people thought it was a good idea or not and regardless of how much negativity and badness those people directed towards it.

    If there was no scepticism towards new/unusual ideas then there'd be even more bad ideas for sale now. I'm sure I could come up with plenty of examples of bad new ideas that fucked things up for many people but my mind is foggy due to insufficient carbohydrate intake.
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2008 edited
     
    please come back and tell us exactly which bad ideas you're talking about once you've eaten.

    edit: if JP's talking about what i think he's talking about then i agree :wink:
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      CommentAuthorBanned Man 2
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2008 edited
     
    JP, who you callin' luddite? Bwoy you betta get outta me sight, or you gonna get murdah tonight!

    If you want war, then don't even mention.
    I am a murderah, dat is no pretension.
    Yuh betta hope for divine intervention,
    Cause to murder dis bwoy is my intention.
    Bwoy, yuh betta go hide inna de police station
    Dat's de only place you can escape de murderation.


    Overdrive, me nuh rap, it's ragga lyrics me bust
    It's de pure raggamuffin style dat you can trust
    Well I say, when Iron oxidise, it turn to rust
    But when Iron Eye go to London he will get cussed!
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    Ok err... cigarettes. Someone thought cigarettes were a good idea. They believed that smoking tobacco was healthy.

    And what about cars. Someone thought cars was a good idea, and now look. Gridlock, pollution, death.

    And amphetamines. Some bright spark thought they would be great for weight loss, nasal decongestion, amongst other things. It wasn't admitted that they were potentially very addictive terribly unhealthy until many years after they became widely available. A certain type of amphetamine prescribed for weight loss caused thousands of deaths and heart damage...

    Blimps with hydrogen in. Great idea. If you want a floating bomb.

    Thalidomide. Great idea that. Not.

    And what about BMX's with full suspension? Fucking hell, WORST idea ever.
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2008
     
    ok, John, so Iron thinks that all new ideas are bad ideas, surely you don't agree?
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    will u sound like de press
    distortin peoples words for ur own success
    without new ideas thered be no progress
    but without scepticism there'd be too much stupidness
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2008
     
    right, so Bad "Man" reckons you should both just shut the fuck up. what do you say to that Iron and John?
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    reckon will should stop shit stirring.

    Cigarettes are a fantastic idea. I love em. The internal combustion engine is an amazing invention. Changed the world. It's not cars I have a problem with, just the drivers.

    some people like speed, I prefer my kip.

    Scraping the barrel ain't we? Bilmps with hydrogen? what else were they to use, It was way too expensive to make helium. Thalidomide, fine unless you are pregnant. I've never seen a full suspension BMX.
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2008
     
    Nobody could ever accuse John of taking himself too seriously could they?
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    eh?
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2008 edited
     
    let's get to 100
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    bored now.
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2008
     
    "Ok err... cigarettes. Someone thought cigarettes were a good idea. They believed that smoking tobacco was healthy.

    And what about cars. Someone thought cars was a good idea, and now look. Gridlock, pollution, death.

    And amphetamines. Some bright spark thought they would be great for weight loss, nasal decongestion, amongst other things. It wasn't admitted that they were potentially very addictive terribly unhealthy until many years after they became widely available. A certain type of amphetamine prescribed for weight loss caused thousands of deaths and heart damage...

    Blimps with hydrogen in. Great idea. If you want a floating bomb.

    Thalidomide. Great idea that. Not.

    And what about BMX's with full suspension? Fucking hell, WORST idea ever. "

    2.5/6

    full sus bmx's are a stupid idea but are closely related to 24" wheel freeride bikes.
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      CommentAuthorPapa44
    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2008
     
    speaking of shitwagons, wonder why this never caught on:

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