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      CommentAuthorBuffalo Bill
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2008 edited
     
    As is already widely known, I am a miserable old cnut.

    As of Thursday, I will be even older. Join me in my misery at the Royal Oak Columbia Road sometime after 830pm.
    • CommentAuthorDazzler
    • CommentTimeJun 25th 2008
     
    zOy-DeR
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      CommentAuthorEye Man
    • CommentTimeJun 25th 2008 edited
     
    Cheer up, 57 isn't that old. At least you aren't 80! And grey hair is better than no hair. I know they say one year older equals one year closer to the grave, but think positive man, I like to think one year older = one year closer to heaven :-)

    And, don't feel bad about the impotence, many pensioners suffer from it.
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      CommentAuthorPapa44
    • CommentTimeJun 25th 2008
     
    i might come down and talk about how my knees aren't what they used to be and how my wrists ache sometimes.
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeJun 25th 2008
     
    Struggling to come up with a gift idea this year.What do you get for the man who has everything.(except youth!)
    Happy birthday fella.
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    A Lockring!
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    Lockrings are for losers.

    Cockrings, on the other hand...
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      CommentAuthorEye Man
    • CommentTimeJun 25th 2008
     
    "Cockrings, on the other hand..."

    If you were meant to put them on your other hand, they'd be called 'other hand rings'
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeJun 25th 2008
     
    Moving Target Book Of The Month:
    'From Lockring To Cockring: sexual politics and messenger culture' by Prof B Bill, OUP £12.99
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      CommentAuthorThe.Pike
    • CommentTimeJun 26th 2008
     
    im coming billyboy!
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeJun 26th 2008
     
    can't make it but happy birthday Bill
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      CommentAuthorEye Man
    • CommentTimeJun 26th 2008
     
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      CommentAuthorThe.Pike
    • CommentTimeJun 27th 2008
     
    nice! happy olderday bill.
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    I went, but the only person there was Bill, in the beer garden sitting alone in the drizzle trying to light a soggy roll-up.
    I left before he saw me.

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