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    • CommentAuthorredrum
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    Who cares about the fastest, i want to know who is the fattest!!!
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      CommentAuthorJosh
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
    all the fat couriers of old seem to have stopped riding in the last couple of years, or switched onto motors, no doubt to get even fatter
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      CommentAuthorJosh
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2008
     
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     
    Twitch?
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    chunky the northern munky was! but he is in a van now!
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      CommentAuthorcaspar
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     
    Chippy was too.
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      CommentAuthornanu
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     
    Ahh Chippy, Known over the radio at AY as "Tubby La La". A moniker which he was a bit sensitive about I recall.
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    "Tubby La La"

    :rolling:
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      CommentAuthorcaspar
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     
    Fatengers unite.
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    Tipper wasn't exactly aneroxic either.

    Also Larry was a bit on the large side.

    But how about those who were skinny bastards and blew up like balloons when they went round the other side of the desk?

    Step (or should I say waddle) forward, Rego!

    Mark Velo aka Badabing went up a few jersey sizes too.
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      CommentAuthorcaspar
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008 edited
     
    It is very hard to stop eating like a courier when you stop. Even harder when you are still working with them all day long........even I managed to out on a stone when I traversed to the other side of the desk. I made it all the way up to 11 stone at one point, I used the Onoj Atkinson diet to shed the weight.
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    Yeah, I guess I must be about 7 kg heavier than when I was on the road. Share your diet secret?
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      CommentAuthorcaspar
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     
    I cut out diary produce, mainly milk and butter for a while.....until I realised that being more active far outweighed my any wholesale changes to my diet, which is intrinsically varied anyhow.
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     
    What a pair of ninnies.
    • CommentAuthorifbm
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008 edited
     
    went up from 10 to 12 stone, managed to lose most of it by living off coffee and fags and spending a lot of time at the gym coughing on the running machine.
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    "I made it all the way up to 11 stone"

    Jesus... I didn't think it was possible for a non-anorexic person to be lighter than me.

    Maybe the fat riders should try low carb glucose powder in their energy drinks and low fat olive oil with their pasta?
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      CommentAuthorchewy
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     
    Theres this dude i see who works for pink,rides a mtb bike.Hes quite large.
    • CommentAuthorlurkette
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     
    in regards to ex-courierererers getting porky, i'd just like to note that sleepy and his womanly hips is conspicuously absent from this thread. :heartbounce:
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    But he looks great in a Galaxy dress, now, does he?
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    Al@creative went up to 15 stone!
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     
    After 7 months in the office i had put on, er, 3 pounds. More to the point my hands had become as soft as a baby's.
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      CommentAuthorSideshow
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     
    Still got a few lbs to sweat off....
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     
    Perhaps you should consult Caspar's best-selling diet book 'Cooking For Couriers', full of delicious, nutritious and non-fattening recipes, such as his 'Wait and Return No Sugar Walnut Loaf', 'Thai Style POB Salad', 'Fresh Fixie Salmon Parcels' and 'Waiting Time Spicy Paella'.
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      CommentAuthorJosh
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     
    followed by a double rush to the loo
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      CommentAuthorcaspar
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     
    I just developed a speed addiction and joined a pro ana site.
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    It's no wonder you put on weight, Caspar, if you were eating diaries. There's a fuck of a lot of calories in a month.
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      CommentAuthorcaspar
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2008
     
    I do it just for you bmmf.

    I too can type 40 wpm sometimes faster and even more infrequently the words and letters come out in the right order.
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    40wpm? That's rubbish. You're a typenger.

    You need to get yourself over here: http://play.typeracer.com/
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      CommentAuthorchewy
    • CommentTimeMay 24th 2008
     
    Wtf? that games is a addictive. 22 words per minute is my record... not so good
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    bringmemyfakenger
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    What I always wanted to know was why us ladies never seem to get down to as skinny as the male-engers do. I kinda thought that I'd lose weight when I stopped being a chef and started pedaling my arse for a living, but said arse has only gotten larger.


    No wonder select hasn't scouted me yet :cry:
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeMay 24th 2008
     
    it is possible to live on amphetamines and free stuff from offices. mint humbugs/fruit sweets are the norm but make you dizzy if you've eaten nothing else for 2 days, some places have fruit, the guys in tower 42 sometimes have leftovers from functions they'll share in the evening. pret a manger at hudson place and cadbury's in the city were both winners.

    then i made friends with osbourne clarke's chef and i got junk in my trunk, alls well that ends well :bigsmile:
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      CommentAuthorThe.Pike
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2008
     
    im well fat!
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      CommentAuthorbringmemyfix
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2008 edited
     
    @ Ronnie Darko - hah! I couldn't even pass myself off as a fakenger, let alone a courier.
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2008
     
    What about that short fat bloke who worked at Team photo in Endell st?
    He was well tubby.
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      CommentAuthorarif
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2008
     
    99wpm Wow. A game I can actually play and not loose every time.
    • CommentAuthortipper
    • CommentTimeOct 18th 2008
     
    you would be surprised but i was ONLY 78kg when i was on the bike
    off the bike now for nearly 6 years........86kg
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    But still 4'2 you little gnomey.
    • CommentAuthortipper
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2008
     
    ........who shook your pram, you fucking idiot
    and i bet i could still rip you fucking gigantic (literally) head off your sholders
    i cant wait til the next time you get a chance to say all this shit you talk about to my face
    or can you only gaff off about it on open forums?
    mike boyd you are, and always were a fucking prick, and thats why no bod could ever take anything you said seriously.
    anyone else agree with what i said about mike??
    or maybe its just me.........pfft!
    • CommentAuthortipper
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2008 edited
     
    .....infact i really wanna retract that, but im too interested to see if anyone else has anything to add to this
    if not i will lower my head in shame and walk quietly away, til the time you get a chance to tell me what you think of me when im withing reaching distance of you........ok?
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    Tipper it seems you are still as angry as ever. I thought you might have chilled out a bit over in Japan. I'm still waiting for my apology like the one you sent to Caspar which he is always boasting about. I'm not 19 anymore so bring it on Tipper.
    • CommentAuthortipper
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2008
     
    see twat, caspar didnt cunt me off on an open forum like a spineless little child hiding behind a fake username
    anyway im bored of this conversation, so unless you have anything productive to say, and in that case you may tell me to my face as i said before
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    bald cnut
    • CommentAuthortipper
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2008
     
    once again you have proved the level of your intelligence to all the readers of this forum...thats why most of us think you are a twat and have no respect for you...it might be a good idea to consider this fact before you start gobing off on open forums
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    http://www.cyprus-forum.com/cyprus10273.html
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      CommentAuthorcaspar
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2008
     
    Mike (Zack) you are an immature idiot who doesn't know when to leave stuff alone, or other people out of your arguments for that matter.
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    That's a little bit harsh Caspar Von Clink. Immature idiot? Sorry i touched a raw nerve.
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2008
     
    It's very easy to mouth off to someone who is eight thousand miles away isnt it Boyd?
    If you want to insult me too then go ahead,You can do it to my face.
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      CommentAuthorcaspar
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2008
     
    Mike.

    Obviously you still have severe issues with Greg, I don't like the fact you are trying to drag me down to your level of stupidity. Surely the internet isn't the right place to play this all out.

    Why don't you give him a ring?

    You think you've touched a raw nerve with me? That's completely laughable. Have you read your posts on this thread?

    Overdrive has a point, it's your beef don't drag me or anyone else into it for that matter.
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      CommentAuthorcaspar
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2008
     
    Ohhhhh look who's logged in what's he gonna say now.......I can't wait.

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