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    ...it hurts.
    Ive done everything i can think of to reduce the pain: switching to a bike with big tyres, suspension and brakes, elastic splint, elastic wrist/hand support and allot of pain killers (90mg codine, 1.5g paracetamol and 2.4g ibuprofen today).

    Any tips (other than dont ride or dont break it in the first place)?
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      CommentAuthorchewy
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2008
     
    Dont ride on it u will make it worse and why did u break it in the first place u bloody idiot!!!! .......lol
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      CommentAuthorSideshow
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2008
     
    I really would say don't ride on it.
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    Ah big hairy bollox, you are of course correct; i should rest it. Just really need the money atm and im new so wanna get on controls good side (havnt finished negotiating guarantee amount yet).

    Its not my fault i broke it, if the carbon armor on my gloves had not cracked i mite have been ok (who knew prius' were so tough).
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      CommentAuthorcaspar
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2008
     
    Prius, aren't they toyota's hybrid car? Did you hear it, was it in urban electric mode and therefore virtually silent?
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    Some advice from someone who isn't me...

    Always relax your hand before punching a solid metal object. If you really want to make an impression, punch the side window. in the middle if it is rolled up, and in the top middle if it is rolled slightly down. If you do it right the window will explode into a million pieces and the poor terrified driver will see how unbelievably hard you are and shit himself next time he sees a cyclist.

    Also, make sure there are no coppers around before doing the above. time spent in the cop shop is money lost.
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    oh yeah, and quit wanking. It will make the road to recovery that little bit longer and hillier.
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    or practice ambidexterous masturbation....
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    or figure out how to do it with your feet.
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    or get a girl friend. I'll stop now...
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    Phew! That's a relief.
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    how could you stop before we reached the world of possibilities that open up after a few ribs are removed.
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    yeah, didn't think about that. course, that would mean more recovery time and a valid excuse as to why you don't use your drops.

    You could get familiar with the attatchments on your hoover....
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      CommentAuthortofu
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2008
     
    i worked on a broken hand, that was two or three years ago. it still hasn't healed. i don't think it ever will. ditto collar bone.
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    @mrsatisfaction
    a kid at my high school tried just that, but his hover had a second fan about 4 inches into the tube, i'm not sure which was worse the scars on his knob, or the mental ones.
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    i thought they had banned those for preciscely that reason. Anyway, some of us aren't lucky enough to reach that far....

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