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      CommentAuthorCasting
    • CommentTimeMar 12th 2008 edited
     
    Bicycle Messengers needed for a McDonalds commercial.

    Need to be male, aged 25-30, MUST be a genuine bicycle courier.

    The casting will take place tomorrow (Thursday) morning in a central London studio and should not take much longer than 10 minutes. The shoot will take place next week (date as yet unknown). £300 paid for shoot day.

    Any couriers interested, please contact Bonnie or Maddy on 0208 740 0817 or maddy@sasharobertsoncasting.com by 4pm today (12th March)
    • CommentAuthorJos
    • CommentTimeMar 12th 2008
     
    Ha!

    I lurv Maccy D
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      CommentAuthorjonaent
    • CommentTimeMar 12th 2008
     
    Ha!! Do they have to be couriers? Or just look like couriers!!
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      CommentAuthortofu
    • CommentTimeMar 12th 2008
     
    bollocks
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeMar 12th 2008
     
    No thanks I'm already prostituting myself today.:middlefinger:
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    £300 for your dignity? fair price...
    • CommentAuthorJos
    • CommentTimeMar 12th 2008
     
    If it's Macdonalds make it 3000 and we have a deal. FYI that means you get ME in person.

    (Tofu can't make it at the moment cos he's in Canada so you'll have to do it with me....)
    • CommentAuthorJos
    • CommentTimeMar 12th 2008
     
    Or you can try and contact the elusive Zack Speedfast aka the Messenger of Messengers. Only problem is that you will have to find his secret Lair which no one ever did.

    People have died in search of it. Just ask Bill how he got that big scar on his left bum cheek.
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    I was up all night practicing saying "I'm Loving it!" in the mirror only to find out the ageist, sexist criteria has ruled out the entire House of Pistard staff.
    Our dreams of being Hamburger salesmen/women have been shattered.

    Oh well...back to the sweatshop.
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      CommentAuthorThe.Pike
    • CommentTimeMar 12th 2008
     
    the on;y thing mcdonalds is good for is using the toilet! p*ss orf! dont do people you might regret it!
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      CommentAuthorSam
    • CommentTimeMar 13th 2008
     
    lol
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      CommentAuthorwinston
    • CommentTimeMar 13th 2008
     
    enjoy your food!
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      CommentAuthorcaspar
    • CommentTimeMar 13th 2008
     
    You can get food in a Mc D's. I never knew that.
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      CommentAuthorredrum
    • CommentTimeMar 13th 2008
     
    i needed the cash so i went for it, got callback for next week. got 600 quid out of em! yay
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      CommentAuthorThe.Pike
    • CommentTimeMar 13th 2008 edited
     
    WANKER! Did you really? oi give us a call mate!!!
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      CommentAuthorredrum
    • CommentTimeMar 13th 2008
     
    yes mate i fuckin love mcdonalds, i had to trackstand whilst eating a big mac meal
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      CommentAuthorThe.Pike
    • CommentTimeMar 13th 2008
     
    shit!!! he really did!
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    If you can get a H.O.P. logo on screen we'll put a good word in with St. Peter for you...we print the tops for his Heavenly Roller Derby team.
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      CommentAuthorThe.Pike
    • CommentTimeMar 13th 2008
     
    im jealous really! bastard!
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      CommentAuthorredrum
    • CommentTimeMar 13th 2008
     
    H.O.P. can modify the special uniform i was given.
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    I also went along for a laugh, but the burger kept sticking to my beard so i didn't get a call back. :-( Although congratulations are in order as the best man won!!
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    Is it a Ronald McDonald uniform?
    Please say yes.
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      CommentAuthorredrum
    • CommentTimeMar 13th 2008
     
    it is indeed, i'm lovin' it!!!
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      CommentAuthorcaspar
    • CommentTimeMar 13th 2008
     
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Don't bother to get your coat on the way out Murder.....

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      CommentAuthorredrum
    • CommentTimeMar 13th 2008 edited
     
    jealousy
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      CommentAuthorThe.Pike
    • CommentTimeMar 14th 2008
     
    mcchickin lips! alright?
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    Apparently this is being recast:

    Saturday
    12 - 4 Casting Space 27 Little Russell Street WC1, c - Danielle
    All male messengers aged 25 - 30 welcome.

    It's being suggested that whoever gets could donate half the fee to the injured rider fund.
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      CommentAuthorredrum
    • CommentTimeMar 14th 2008 edited
     
    bill you've just ruined my wind up. i was trying to convince the masses i'd got the part already, oh well there will be more fishing opportunities in the future.
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      CommentAuthorThe.Pike
    • CommentTimeMar 15th 2008
     
    emergency cat starts @1500hrs! be there or be a tosser!
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      CommentAuthortofu
    • CommentTimeMar 15th 2008
     
    huge bollocks
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      CommentAuthorThe.Pike
    • CommentTimeMar 15th 2008
     
    will you stop gossiping bout me please Tofu?