On the topic of who and who not to work for, it's a pretty decent rule of thumb that if a firm is advertising in the Evening Standard, they're crap. In spite of the fact that there's less activity out there at the moment than you'd find between the ears of the average monotheistic religious fundamentalist, last night's "Sub" was choc-a-bloc with ads for all sorts of sub-contractors. The usual suspects, though....apart from Excel, who had the most ineptly and unprofessionally run circuit I've ever had the misfortune to work on, but who at least have enough accounts to make minimum wage. Courier Systems have four ads in - one giving £500 garras for motorcyclists, while another for motorcyclists makes no mention of garras at all. They're advertising for cyclists as well - don't even think about it. They are also looking for a controller - as they always seem to be. Question is, how do they react to the question that any professional controller, or anyone with any knowledge of the industry, is going to ask pretty early in the application process: "Do you still steal loads of money from your riders?" I mean, the topic must come up. Do they indignantly deny they do it and tell the prospective mikesmith to fuck off? That would rule most professional controllers out. Do they not mention it, and hope that the applicant doesn't know and doesn't notice? Interesting. Do they have a BUPA scheme there? One of these days, someone armed with a baseball bat, a Stanley knife and a one-way ticket to either Belo Horizonte or Wroclaw will be waiting outside and I don't think they'll be too discriminatory about who's really to blame when an office bod steps out of the door. Also advertising are Arrow / Post Haste, who are not quite as good at apppropriating funds as Courier Systems but are still pretty adept - does Judy still bin copies of Riders' Digest as soon as they arrive? (They still advertise in it.) Destinations, aka Alf & Don Cuozzo Couriers aren't too bad - at least they only nick from clients. Special Delivery are in - see advice thread. One lot who just answer "Hello!" in what appears to be an Indian accent, and one lot who still hadn't opened at 8-30 as they aren't answering their phone. CDS/Wyndhams (again, don't even think about it) aren't looking for bikes but are advertising for executive drivers for London's Largest Executive Car Company - pay 'em £200 for hire of a Merc for a week, do £300 worth of work, and get a kite for £100 in a fortnight's time, which might leave you a small profit after paying for petrol.
They've been the same firm for years, Bill...and Mick Sullivan does own them. My fave Sullivan story is from his time at Ambassador in the early 1980s. Drivers and riders were paid in cash. Every Friday morning he sent a lackey up to the Allied Irish in Kilburn High Road to draw out the wages. Same time every week. Bloke walked out of the AIB one Friday, straight into a guy in a balaclava who was pointing a pistol at him. Unlike Jules in Pulp Fiction, the lackey handed over the attache case. Next Friday, same time, same lackey......probably the same bloke in a balaclava, probably the same pistol. Relieved of the week's wages for the second week on the spin. Fantastic Mick's best trick was the "Urgent Medical Supplies" rouse. If he couldn't cover a van job for a top client, he used to take the mike off the controller and, in an impressively solemn voice, explain to a driver who had a punter in the back that a mission of mercy was required to collect the aforementioned urgent medical supplies. Would the passenger mind if a slight diversion could be taken? Worked every time. Tight fisted sod. Still lives in the same house in Hendon as far as I know and still drives a poxy van, even though he's rolling in it. Liam Sullivan just doesn't have the class of his old man.
No you are not spiro. I dont know you but a wanker you are. So say a fair few of your colleagues. You go on about a "professional circuit" (nasal) at some poor motorbike rider who accidentally got on the wrong channel, giving hime all manners of bullshit about wasting your time when you clearly got nothing better to do than acting like a condescening prick for five minutes of your "precious" radio time.
Sad, bitter and confused? Lost there I'm afraid. Anyway, who said it was this week. As far as this goes it is any given day you tarnish the airways. Yeah. I've knocked a few good ones out after midnight but time is no restriction to me. Unlike you I can get a boner anytime of the day given the right stimulation. Gotta give you one thing though, you do not want to know me. (And it is not an opinion. It is a fact)
Don't especially want to referee this one, but being rude and condescending is in a controller's job description, isn't it? If it is isn't, it should be.
Come on guys, let's not have a slanging match on an internet forum.
^^what's this bullshit^^ This forum doesn't need moderating.If things get out of hand Bill will say so,like he has above, and hopefully the people involved will listen to that.If not so f*cking what?This is the internet!Anyway,this thread was quiet until you saw it but you've stirred it all up again. Well done,I look forward to seeing porno's response.
being rude and condescending *is* a controllers job as much as internet forums are a place to bitch whinge and moan about it.
moderating IMO should be kept to deletion/account bannings for spam and certain types of trollery. bill does a fucking ace job when we get too silly to self police the place. it's also worth noting that porno has as spiky a tongue IRL as he does on the board, wouldn't have him any other way.
Sleepy , because you wouldnt have him any other way doesnt mean everyone else must too. Overdrive --so f*****g what?--nothing you are right , its just doesnt look nice , i dont take it seriously as i would in real life, note also people who tend to '' bark a lot bite little'' in real life as in the Internet too. Speaking of a forum , any forum to gain its respect and gravity it deserves amongst its members and people who visiting it --something that Bill is aiming at i hope -- must be moderated to a degree .Unless you planning on making this a forum were certain people come to take it out and have a platform to spit their insults indiscriminately to anyone they wish to, for any reason they can think or not. Very manly by the way. Am i the only one who doesn't like offending language here? How about the ladies ? Do you believe swearing makes you thoughts more convincing and to the point ?
PS Am i supposed to think of porno's reaction now every time i post something? Thats just hilarious.
Hey Angeleyes, chill out with your crazy greek fascism shit. "respect and gravity" Not something you would expect to find here anyway. The best forms are unmoderated, (unless your on the defense from porno's tongue?) What do you invisage? An iron hand over postings so that only the "civilized" may speak? The name of the site is "moving target", we are all indiscriminate targets, so yeehaa for indiscriminate free speech.
costas- do you want to change the way a person behaves and the way the boards are run or would you just be happy with either/or?
porno hasn't reacted to anything you've posted on this thread btw, it's quite the opposite as it happens. should he think of your reaction before posting on a thread that until that point you've had nothing to do with? i guess it's the irony that makes it hilarious
"moderating IMO should be kept to deletion/account bannings for spam and certain types of trollery. bill does a fucking ace job when we get too silly to self police the place."
Just want to make it clear, apart from spammer, I *will* ban people who repeatedly post homophobic, mysoginistic or racist insults. I will also ban people that repeatedly slander or defame other members of the forum (or, indeed, members of the public).
However, even though I find slanging matches boring, I am not going to ban people that engage in them. Unless their name is Xander. But he's banned anyway.
@the very "manly" name angeleyes. "How about the ladies ?" What f**king century are you from you f**cking blimp? (They're not ladies, They're birds). You talk about respect and gravity. What? From the likes of you. The day I seek the approval from some c**t like you is the day I do a left on a bridge. If you dont like the offending (sic) language then f**k off to some scout forum about knots and stuff. It's not like you will be missed. If Bill is considers this to offensive then I'm quite sure I would long ago have joined Xander as an outcast. But it is, you see, not your f**king decision. S by saying that you shouldn't have to suffer me on this shows you for what you are. A fascist c**t! I can't speak my mind but you can. You really are retarded. I seem to remember in history class this democracy thing. A form of political philosophy that was championed by the greeks back in the day (508 BC according to wiki).In case I confused you freedom of speech was part of it. And you went and forgot all about it (bet you got barred from the local moussaka outlet). The one that gets me is, you come on here like some marketing guru going on about f**king STARBUCKS. Selling an image? If that is your idea of a good way to do business you should be shot. And now you are giving out expert advice on moderating the internet. Who the fuck do you think you are. I think you had better step down a rung before the ladder collapses under you lardarse. Oh before I forget. I am quite easy to find so, barking on the internet but not biting or whatever the muddled comments were... Touche W**ker
Go get a "Teletubbies" boxset. Nobody ever gets angry on there and it s all nice and cuddly. Do you feel like millwall? You should.
That wasnt so bad.You even managed some amusing metaphors between all the asterisks. Trying to reduce me using my ethnic origin and culture, repeatedly i might add, only hows who the real fascist is . Greeks for all the good and bad they come with and like for like , at least they were ahead of their time long before the likes of your countrymen learn how to take a shit the right way.So spare me with the 'Greek' jokes.Ain't doing you any favors. Your idea of democracy and all that comes with it has narrowed down to insulting people freely over and over again , and being rude without a reason.
You are easy to find? Aren't we all? Am not the one who insults people over some internet forum here...
If you cant handle different opinions over an internet forum the i suggest to see a shrink before its too late.Or go out more.Or both.