"BIG UP ALL DE CYCLIST MASSIVE DEM!!! 'EAR ME NOW!!! Aya aya eeh, me a ridah Champion MC, cycle couriah A big bagaboo bag 'pon me shouldah Se me ave de package weh it have fe delivah Me nah stop fe traffic, red light jumpah Me tek cornah faster than drivah Me train at velodrome 'cause me a big sprintah Me beat Chris Hoy, 'cause you know me fastah Me win tour de France, me a hill climbah Beat Lance Armstrong, me ride furtha Lef him behind by ten kilometah Me go pon de train, to Manchestah Ride to de skatepark fe Rollapaluzah Me win all de prize, champion roller raceah" etc...
Strewth! That's some video! I never thought I'd live to see the day I clapped eyes on a Marc Almond lookalike who was both uglier and less talented than the man himself. I hope the real Almond's better at falling off bikes.