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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2008
     
    What's the difference between an XL pizza and a cycle-courier?
    A XL pizza can feed a family!
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeJan 8th 2008
     
    what's the difference between god and a controller?
    god doesn't think he's a controller
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    What the difference between a can of dog food and a controller?

    Dog food contains brain matter.
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    What's the difference between an employee and an independent contractor?
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeJan 8th 2008
     
    that couriering as an independent contractor often bears close resemblence to a bad joke?
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    How many bicycle messengers does it take to change a light bulb?

    F*** off, I'm not going up there!
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      CommentAuthorJanky
    • CommentTimeJan 8th 2008
     
    What do you call a bike messenger without a girlfriend?

    Homeless.
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    Why did the courier cross the road?

    Coz he had his cock up the controller's ass (who had his cock up the chicken's ass)
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    What do you call a messenger with a girlfriend...

    skint