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      CommentAuthorJosh
    • CommentTimeDec 8th 2007
     
    Bag has been really stinking recently with the rain, so I gave it a bath, have a look at this

    DirtyBag
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    nice. remember Felix describing his bag as 'smelling like a tramps bed'.
    im assuming you were bathing with the bag still on?
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    Ewww!

    I remember Megan telling me a story about being in a bar in NYC and smelling 'wet messenger'. She turned around to look, and there was a messenger...
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    afternoon bill
    • CommentAuthortipper
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2007
     
    when i first started as a messenger i was staying with my girlfriend in twickenham and would commute in by train
    one friday night i got hammered in soho and had to catch the last train back, feeling a little queezy on a train that the windows didnt open
    yep, puked in my messenger bag

    i used the same black timbuk for about 4 years
    then my last summer i had to wash it coz it smelt so bad and was starting to 'chalk' from all the salt that id sweated into it
    even after 1 hour of scrubbing and never got rid of the smell
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    Yes i do remember you lacked in personal hygiene
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2007
     
    Here we go.
    • CommentAuthortipper
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2007
     
    suck spunkfarts..........it seems that you are deficient in most areas..........bombing, intelligence, humour and now memory have been proven upto present

    so please continue to show your level of intelligence to the reads of these forums by posting useless and incorrect comments

    keep on pedaling
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      CommentAuthorJosh
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2007
     
    Surprise surprise, it didn't work, the bag still stinks.
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      CommentAuthorEye Man
    • CommentTimeDec 10th 2007
     
    I too have a dirty bag. You see, I neglected to take a shower after work, and now my scrote smells a bit off. Time for more beer.
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    I used to show dogs, and the way we would get them to not smell like wet dogs was to use a spray bottle of one part anti-septic mouth wash and two parts water. Years later I would use the same spray bottle on my dreads instead of showering.

    I reckon it would take the wet smell out of a courier bag as well.
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    Or tea tree and lavender in solution would work too.
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      CommentAuthorJosh
    • CommentTimeDec 11th 2007
     
    or whiskey
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeDec 11th 2007
     
    "instead of showering"

    :-o
    • CommentAuthortipper
    • CommentTimeDec 11th 2007
     
    oi xmas is coming, someone get him a bottle of brut 33 on the 25th
    splash it on all over
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      CommentAuthorJosh
    • CommentTimeDec 11th 2007
     
    Think I'd rather have wet smell, then again it wasn't me complaining about the smell in the first place. Is that stuff cheap in Japan?
    • CommentAuthortipper
    • CommentTimeDec 12th 2007 edited
     
    dunno mate....are you saying you want some or not?

    im pretty sure you cant get it in japan, but im pretty sure if you ask winston, he can help you out in the dodgy aftershave department

    sorry winst, but it had to be said
    • CommentAuthorMomentum
    • CommentTimeDec 13th 2007
     
    bicarb of soda is meant to help
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      CommentAuthortofu
    • CommentTimeDec 14th 2007
     
    anyone here heard of a washing machine?

    you bunch of fucking grossies.
    • CommentAuthortipper
    • CommentTimeDec 14th 2007
     
    see how waterproof your bag is when it comes out of the washing machine einstein
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeDec 14th 2007
     
    I bung mine in the washing machine then let it drip dry inside out and i'm a thick cnut.
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      CommentAuthortofu
    • CommentTimeDec 14th 2007
     
    sorry, i own a real bag (under the weather), not a royal mail bag, muppet. i think your orange evening standard bag would be alright in the wash, though.
    • CommentAuthortipper
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2007 edited
     
    tofu, sorry mate no disrepect, i started out with an evening standard bag when i was 12 when i had a paper round, then a royal mail bag 14 yrs ago when i was a muppet, then moved onto timbuk hyperlon lined bags, which once in the washing machine cracked the lining making it non water proof, so im just talking about my experience
    so i dont know what you gents are using these days, maybe technology has gone past me.....; )
    but nothing beats the essential black bin liner waterproofing if you are that cosciencious about your POB.............am i a muppet?

    overdose, i dont belive you clean anything unless its to hide the evidence
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      CommentAuthorJosh
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2007
     
    Greg don't worry about disrespecting Tofu, he's in Toronto whats he gonna do?

    You are dead right about the bin bag, although cyclone's clear, thick bags are even better (one thing they still do best), get people to drop in and lift out their packages and your soggy gloves needn't even soil them.

    Washing machine did cross my mind but I have a little padlock with no key and a cog on my bag.

    And no I really don't want any Brut.
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    Tip, the hypalon lining was f***ing shit - that's why T2 stopped using it.

    The truck tarp that Zo used is fine in a machine.
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      CommentAuthorJosh
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2007
     
    I had the best paper round bag, Daily Star, Class.
    • CommentAuthortipper
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2007 edited
     
    bill, i never had my tongue far enuf up eriks 'arris to ever get a Zo bag, and im pretty sure that most other non brown nosing couriers never had the chance to even get a sniff of a real Zo bag on our modest wages
    so are you saying that you arent still sporting your "1942 alley cat winner" timbuk? i thought you must sleep with it coz that was the last time you won a race..........hahahahahh....xxxxxxxx

    josh, my first was really a chichester observer bag, proper rural boy
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      CommentAuthorJosh
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2007
     
    I think he slept with it in somebody's hedge and it was gone when he woke up
    • CommentAuthortipper
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2007
     
    you will probably see it in another tramp hangin around benji's scroungin for change
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    No, it was the rainbow Zo I lost when I was alseep in Shoreditch Churchyard, not the T2. I would gladly trade the T2 for a rainbow Zo, tho. Just in case anyone here has one...
    • CommentAuthortipper
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2007
     
    i see your 1 "winners" bag and raise you 1 for the Zo bag (yeah i won 2) bill, i always wanted a Zo bag.......my courier dream
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    You can pick up 2nd hand Zos on ebay for $500 these days. Erik sold 2 new ones for $2000. Unbelievable.
    • CommentAuthortipper
    • CommentTimeDec 16th 2007
     
    ...........shiiit!

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