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Control Box: bikes are fucking shit

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    whoever invented bikes is a fucking shithead, a true cunt of the lowest order, seriously what a complete fuckwit


    got a broken spoke on the drive side and just buckled my wheel by forcing the door open hard without realising that my bike was behind it

    got no fuckin chain whip of the correct size (only got a 9 speed one not a 1/8inch one) and no fuckin lockring undoer, no spare wheel, no spare bike.

    what a load of fuckin wank, you would have thought rear hubs would have bigger flanges so you dont have to take the fuckin sprocket off just to put a fuckin bastard spoke into the flange hole

    FUCKING BASTARD SHIT CUNT
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    hammer and flatbladed screwdriver to get the lockring off. take the chain of you 9spd whip, fit a length of chain from your bike to the whip. badabing badaboom back on the road in no time!
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    unfortunately the lockring is too tight for any hammer and screwdriver business. very frustrating trying to eget it off last night

    fuckin guy in the bike shop tightened it right up the day i was meant to be taking it off, i wish he would leave my bike alone!!!

    do u really need a chain whip? why not just put the wheel back in the bike and stamp on the back pedal?

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