because going to university makes you thicker, today i forgot my lock.

and because students (especially SOAS ones) are primarily wankers, some wanker has stolen the emergency lock the school had for morons like me.

and because there appears to be no lock-loan facility at bike shops, i had to buy a new one.

so, who wants one? it's as good as new - only used once!

i'll most likely put it on ebay, but i thought i'd check here first.

email me if you are interested: arisingplantlike AT googlemail.com