that gives me an idea for a courier event, 'longest skid through broken glass without getting a front puncture'.
that, with the addition of a 'deliver 5 nailbomb package before the timers reach zero' alleycat, plus a 'naked, no-handed, down-a-shot-of-wray-&-nephew-per-minute' trackstand-in-the-snow contest followed by a 'backwards circles on ice after smoking crack' contest would bring out the true courier champion