well we all know I'm super edumacated, but hows about everyone else? I was always struck by the surfiet if degress/diplomas/phd's etc held by us peddlars when I was working, and I suspect that we must be the most overqualified industry in London. I'll start the ball rolling:

1st Class BA (HONS) from st Plimperton's College Cambridge.
2 GCSE's
London Swimming Association 'bronze' award

And you can make words roll across a screen!!! I'm dead impressed.

A Level 42
BA Baracus
MA Kneeshurt

Cycling proficiency test and cycling badge at cub scouts.....

I bought a Blue Peter badge off of Ebay.

Oh and I passed my driving test before 1993 therefore I can drive a 7.5t van without taking a further test.

I am Amish too which qualifies me to have loads of wives.

"I am Amish too which qualifies me to have loads of wives."

caspar at work:



"bronze grade for tap/jazz/modern."

you never told me about this! any chance of a demo?

you think i'm your private dancer, sleepy? a dancer for money? that i'll do anything you want me to do?

might do.

but i'll want payment up front, in cash. and i'm not adding it to your bill.

Mormon, Amish............I've got a gorgeous cousin & now I know which religion to subscribe to (as long as my scientolgist views will accept the conflict).

Lurkotte thanks.

triple post actually

Too many posing, middle-class, Grauniad-reading, "On Yer Bike" era "Shirts" on this forum.
Qualifications? Bah! Humbug!

dont ou find that the indy gives you a constant sense of impending doom?

I was kicked out of the scientology centre on Tottenham ct rd and told not to come back, quite an achievement I reckon as they'll take anyone.

ifbm, i'm not sure about "anyone", but i do applaud you nonetheless. homeslice got quite shirty with me since during the, "close your eyes, imagine an orange, now turn it blue, you can't can you?" part of the lecture, i insisted that i could. i think the miracles of scientology were supposed to help me turn it blue. or something. clearly my levels of thetan(???) are already cosmically high.

i think the point of the exercise was to show that our minds were rigid and unable to conceive of things we already knew differently. hence, an orange could only be visualised as orange, because that is the colour of an orange (aside from when they are green... ). supposedly scientology would show us how to open our minds and conceive of things in a new way - we would be liberated. apparently i already was.

but MJ is a scientologist? suddenly it all becomes clear!

There's a superb french film called 'Tintin et le bleu orange'

no, it's an oxymoron.

oui j'entend, mais surement c'etait TinTin et l'orange bleu?

oui l'orange bleu, vous avez raison! Je me suis trompe! Putain de merde!