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    I was sitting or standing on the steps and one of the meesengers says about what it would be like if you just get caught up by the tax offingers after so many years of doing dockets on the shadowy underground streets. I just looked but another one says maybe if you just act like you never knew what it is then maybe you wouldn’t have to go stale in the poky or they could let you off or something. It remembered me of when a community support offiinger shouted at me about getting too close to the shoppers. I said what is it get real. best to keep the wheels going on to the next docket and maybe stop at benjys but I can’t find it and I was so hungry one up to W8 in the greasy drizzle. I was wet I was thinking of how to make friends with the cab drivers all cooped up and warm in their cabs or butty sheds, wandering in and being all smiles and brotherly and talking in slang about the matches or immigration or something. I would maybe get called and cussed out when they saw my radio and the holes in my pants or theyd take me on as a stool pigeon with a list of names and numbers of antysocial meesengers written in invisible ink on the back of napkins.
    I had a dream and it when it was my biek was getting stolen and my heart was knocking like my teeth had fallen out in another dream no wayne this time. It had gone, lock on the floor in tatters and that but I stayed in the kitchen ironing a new one from carrier bags and the way to more dockets.
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      CommentAuthor_targetbot
    • CommentTimeAug 16th 2007
     
    Hey Ronnie - have you read any Cormac McCarthy? I recommend it if you haven't - all the other authors are fakengers after him.
    • CommentAuthorlurkette
    • CommentTimeAug 17th 2007
     
    whilst targetbot is clearly lying and/or desperately confused about other authors [the spirit of henry miller dwells strong within me :wink:], i will second the recommendation. the first one hundred pages (ish) of 'the crossing' contains some of the most astounding writing i have ever had the pleasure of reading. an uninhibited stream of poetry-prose if memory serves me correct.
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      CommentAuthorjontibs
    • CommentTimeAug 17th 2007
     
    Yeah, 'The Crossing' made a huge impact on me, too. I'm thinking particularly of the bit where he takes to wandering wild, half starved in the mountains with his horse. I guess we all have a bit of latent nomad in us somewhere.
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      CommentAuthor_targetbot
    • CommentTimeAug 17th 2007
     
    I never lie, or confuse - I am a 2nd gen. OCP ED-210 forum robot. bzzz whrrr.

    (disclaimer. Error's may occur due to malformed formatted data being incorrectly input)
    • CommentAuthorBlackRob
    • CommentTimeAug 17th 2007
     
    ooh, I read Cormac McCarthy years back..

    really enjoyed the first one I read, but the next one had a bit too much ramblin for me at the time, too much of da preachin'. Janart?
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    you wouldn't like me when im angry
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      CommentAuthor_targetbot
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2007
     
    Hey Ronnie - have you seen The Incredible Hulk? I recommend it if you haven't - all the other superheroes are fakengers after him.
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    _targetbot, let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration. You're distracting me. And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. You understand? Now, we're going to make a new rule. When you come in here and you hear me typing *tip tap tip tap* or whether you DON'T hear me typing, or whatever the FUCK you hear me doing; when I'm in here, it means that I am working, THAT means don't come in. Now, do you think you can handle that? Good. Now why don't you start right now and get the fuck out of here? Hm?
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      CommentAuthor_targetbot
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2007
     
    But I am the forum - and the forum is me. All new rules must follow protocol, and what you suggest implies the aforementioned not to be the case - which it most certainly fucking is. So whatever sort of Gene Kelly tap tip you are on is mine. Just remember you are better off prosing here than FS/GG (fucks sake and good god) - or you wouldn't be keeping it real.

    Err - something else too. YEAH. 110000011101101.
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    10 PRINT "two brakes, 16 gears good"
    20 GOTO 10
    RUN
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      CommentAuthorPapa44
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2007
     
    10 SLAP "Ronnie Darko"
    20 MAKE NICE CUP OF TEA
    30 GOTO 10
    RUN
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    Papa44 you are funny. funny like a clown.
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      CommentAuthorPapa44
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2007
     
    you are funny too. yes. funny.
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      CommentAuthor_targetbot
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2007
     
    I was going to suggest watching The Shining, a comedy classic, to Ronnie D but then I thought:

    <? function bigYawn ($crapmoviequote, $Ronnie_Darko)
    { $effort = 0;
    if
    $crapmoviequote > $effort
    }
    end ?>
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      CommentAuthorBuffalo Bill
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2007 edited
     
    Thought?

    Are _bots capable of thought?

    If they think, then perhaps they have sunconscious mind, as well as a conscious mind...

    ...mmm

    Subconcious mind would imply dreams, wouldn't it?

    I wonder if _targetbot dreams of electric buffalo?
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      CommentAuthor_targetbot
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2007
     
    yeah I get a sticky cpu.
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    Eeeeewww! That's yukky!
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    _bots are like any other machine. They're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit, it's not my problem.