Red Hot Wank Machine
  • Hi all, I'm starting a new band project, it's gonna be "new" music with elements of dada-esque sonic jazz trumping, I need three drummers and a heavy metal flautist, also a wrapper, band name is above, hit me up at the bar
  • I am heavily flatulent.
  • i offer to be one of the drummers, if not all three. i also have a foil wrapper from a twirl packet somewhere, i will ask if it wants to be involved.
  • I can provide low grade street drugs and crack whores.Hit me up as they say in Runcorn.
  • I am the road crew. Flatulist has to go by bike.

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