The Charlie Roadkill post kindly introduced the ratio of [speed+safety+knowledge+bike setup=earnings]... I've got a feeling that you knew this already and were being sarcastic. I've also got a feeling that peeps with an extraordinary sense of humour will quickly find a way to take the piss and can find some way to take the piss out of this post.
Guys & Gals don't let me down, I'm counting on you!!!