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      CommentAuthorspaceman
    • CommentTimeAug 14th 2011 edited
     
    So a couple of friends of mine had their bikes stolen from grenville st wc1 last night.

    Small black langster, hi riser bars, front brake, bright green charge front wheel, black alexis x blb rear wheel, schwalbe marathon plus tires, hold fast straps, bern sticker on saddle, pink chain.

    Black carrera mtb, single speed, front brake, "suv makes you look fat" sticker, road front tire,mtb rear tirem

    Here's what ale has to say

    "Hi everyone, early this morning my bike got stolen between about 4-5am, if you see or hear anything please contact pink express with regard to ale's stolen bike, I've only had it ten days"
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      CommentAuthorThe.Pike
    • CommentTimeAug 15th 2011
     
    what from the squat??
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeAug 15th 2011
     
    Didn't BBQ Mike have his nicked too?
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      CommentAuthorMildura5
    • CommentTimeAug 15th 2011
     
    Stealing bikes and peoples work tools is wrong hope your bike is found
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      CommentAuthorcurly
    • CommentTimeAug 16th 2011
     
    This is so wrong is London selfdestructing?
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    Have a bump for this thread, it needs to be at the top! Hope you get some good luck coming your way soon Grenville crew.
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      CommentAuthorCarter3.5
    • CommentTimeAug 16th 2011
     
    ALL YOUR BIKES ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!!
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      CommentAuthorpornomike
    • CommentTimeAug 16th 2011
     
    Ok. cunter 3.5. You have now crossed a line. You are taking the piss out of the fact that people have lost their livelihood? How fucking sick are you, you cunt. When I find out who you are, and I will, you'll find it hard to take home any "receptionist in high heels" as your "balls" will be in plaster. You wont have an arse left to park on your alleged bikes. Sad cunt.
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    Yeh, it was sorta funny before, I'm afraid I'm with Mike on this one Carter have some fuckin respect even if you are a cycle courier pretending to be a GLH m/c'er just to wind people up. Stick to harassing people who deserve it not some poor cunt who has had their livlihood fucked over by some tosser. BTW it would be so funny if Carter turned out to be Josh or BBQ!!!
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      CommentAuthorCarter3.5
    • CommentTimeAug 17th 2011 edited
     
    Look, I was only having a little joke.

    If you really wanna have words with me about this I'm often found at the Smithfield market, I'm sure you know the spot, or the Italian Coffee co shop at Goodge\Charlotte St in W1, and occasionally at Curzon st/Berekely sq with the Goldstar bikers.

    But before you do, I would counsel you to ask yourself; "Do I really wanna be packed into a 72 litre GLH company topbox, and ridden around town for a few hours whilst the Carter 3.5 knocks out dockets for the G L MOTHER FUCKIN H?!"
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    I'm really glad someone started this thread...

    Monday morning I left a bacon butty and half a cup of tea on the dash board of my Ford Galaxy whilst I nipped over to the kiosk on Gresham Street EC2 for a newspaper and a packet of fruit pastels.

    There was a bit of a queue and my back was turned for a couple of minutes with the cab unlocked, and some thieving little bastard has not only taken the bacon butty, but also spilt the rest of the tea all over the fucking passenger side floor mat!

    Now I know a lot of you pedal cycle messengers are hanging around in the area, so if anyone knows or saw anything, please get in touch.
    • CommentAuthorJP
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2011
     
    ^
    I was hungry so I nicked the sarnie (sorry mate), got caught a bit short aswell so took a quick leak on your seat (appologies). Did you not find the present I left in the boot? couldnt help it, too many free Sprint coffees tends to made a runny mess... Im sure you'll smell it in the morning. Take it easy my brother, standby in peace.
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2011
     
    :tooth:
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    Nah, it was me I'm a bit skint having to buy rubbers all the time with all that hot office babe pussy coming at me.
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      CommentAuthorMildura5
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2011
     
    AddLeeVanMan always take a your own sandwiches and flask and seeing as you had this sorrowful incident happen to you have some advice for you
    Get yourself down to Battersea Dogs home have a wander round choose the dog with the loudest bark then you could take the dog out with you on your rounds
    You will then know you can leave the van unlocked as mutley sitting in the passnger seat will bark at any people tempted to steal from your dashboard
    Or seeing as you work at ADDY Lee the kings of the cash circuit you could perhaps employ a security gurad to sit shot gun for you while you make those important delivers not a origanl idea but worked for the stage coach drivers back in the days of cowboys and the likes of the jessie james gang
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      CommentAuthorMildura5
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2011
     
    Returning back to stolen bikes and power tools
    If you buy a stolen bike or Dewalt drill in good faith and the person who had the bike or tool stole then confronts you
    Do you argue the toss tell the person to do one as you brought it in good faith and the bike or power drill belongs to you now and tell them to fuck off or put your hands up and say take it
    This is a serious moral question no remarks about spelling or grammer as having had my own Dewalt drill knicked makes me wonder if someone offered me a Dewalt drill at the fraction of the price would i buy it and dose that not make me the same as the cunt who stole mine
    Really hope it has been found
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    Yeh I know the spot Carter. But your not a m/c rider are you? Your probably some cycle courier who is on a wind up. Either way dude you need to up your motherfuckin game cos your about as funny as a dead cat thats been fucked in the arse and served up at McDonalds to some man dem thats takin' a break from looting Curry's and wanking over their haul outta JD Sports last weekend. I doubt whether my mates who ride m/c's would have time to chat to some two bit standby wind up merchant anyway, their too busy working INNIT BRUV

    JP that sandwhich coulda got you outta the rain today mate - missed opportunity. . .
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      CommentAuthorMildura5
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2011
     
    Charlie Tango road killer i hope you had buzy day if not why not?
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    I tell ya wot Mildura Whisky 5-0 I was busier than Carter and his second hand tupperware toppy box
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      CommentAuthorMildura5
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2011
     
    Dunno Charlie Roadwrecker Carter buzy fellow as from what i have heard he has a lot of richard the thrids to fit into his hetic day let alone the disco dolly girls he pulls when he is out clubbing
    I am not sure but rumour is on the street his top box on his top of the range GLH bike not only carrys important pacakges on behalf of the GLH massive but and this is only a rumour that his 72 litre top box can be turned into a full size funfair including the waltzers cars Carters top box is quite like the tardis open it and amazed at the size of it
    This is yet to be confirmed the same GLH top box has a brother called the bermuda triangle box as lot of packages gone missing in both places but Carter the man from GLH massive dont care as he is so good no one gonna ever sack him he knows been Jacks side kick in the sweeny Makes him the same as kevin costner untouchable in the industry he allows his shadow to lurk
    You go Carter as come the next election you can be the new mayor of London as you got the courier vote