Bad Investmeant listening to a so called football expert and losing not just one but five bets
Good Investmeant a decent Gortex Jacket
Bad Investmeant a AZ in black and white(Could never find the alleys in EC3)
Good Investmeant a coloured AZ (Could find the alleys in EC3)
Bad investmeant well prob worse ever investmeant in a so called Captain
Good Investmeant therpy about bad investmeants
Bad Investmeant buying shares in the Mirror group when Robbie owned it
Good investmeant buying a jar of maxwell house coffee
Bad investmeant Investing time in myself to over come the bitterness that eats away at me day in day out over crisp blue bit of paper that says I PROMISE TO PAY THE BEARER ON THE DEMANDTHE SUM OF FIVE pounds
Good Investmeant sky plus which alllows me to catch up with all those progs i missed when working
Rigsby Man about the House and of course the Open University show if dont get a degree in Physics this year will be gutted
Have to go now as its time to do the washing up with no fairy liquid but cold water from a stand pipe but if had that fiver could get a dishwasher

Well nice thought but have to say thanks but no thanks
I mean whats a fiver between friend Captain is my friend infact might even ask him he wants to make a remake of just good friends a very good BBC comedy staring Paul Nicholas and Jan Francais
But if want to do a dangerous cycle race would like to see a Monopolee race (Yes spelt wrong for the spelling fans on here)
Pick a street call it Go then hit old kent road (miss out community and the chances and the income tax square and jail)kick off on the old kent road then on to Kings cross station then The Angel Euston Road Pentonville Road back to Pall Mall see Whitehall and Northumberland Ave onto Marylebone Station back to Bow Street then to Marlborough Stquick stop at vine street as for free parking (yeah right in central London you sure) Quick check of whats showing on the starnd buy a newspaper fleet street feed the birds of prey in Trafalgar Sq curse the journey over to Fenchurch street and ack to see the dodgy ticket sellers in Leicester Sq onto the second worst bomed part of the uk ie Coventry St Up to see the rent boys of Picadilly a slow ride up Regents Street leading into Oxofrod Stthen quick left into the land of gucchi on Bond st all the way back to the city to hit liverpool st and then ack again to Park Lane and Mayfair
Now that would be a decent little ride
And know you have finished it when you find out the Villan is Mr Mustard from cluedo and not Mr Waddingtons from HASBRO