If any of you clock the FT today – “Of course, I have it delivered every morning” - there is a picture on the front page of a geezer – Steve ‘Mad Dog’ Hilton – riding a bike. Well it transpires that friendly neighbourhood Steve, is David Cameron’s Strategy Advisor –yeah, he’s still looking for a strategy apparently. His latest wheeze is that he wants all jobcentres closed, all maternity leave abolished and to suspend all consumer rights – “to see what happens” – amongst other blue sky (brown shit – you decide) thinking. As fellow pedal-powered road users, I think that we should endeavour to offer Mr Hilton a traditional courier style ‘initiation’ if we meet him down in town. What about that old chestnut, the bi-lateral courier shunt; just choose a major junction, say the Vauxhall Gyratory or Hyde Park Corner – come on, admit it, you’ve all got your favourite – and at the appropriate moment – i.e. with two or three artics ranged across the whole width of the road, offer up the said greeting. For those of you who are a bit more creative, try this. Hand-cuff Steve to the top-tube, fix a tow chain on to his handlebar stem, lock the forks and then invite him to join you in a fun-packed alley-cat ride around town. I feel sure he’d be up for that. I’d gag him if I were you as first-timers tend to be a bit raucous and you don’t want to attract too much undue attention and don’t forget to film him – perhaps you could combine these two aspects and tape a camera to his mouth – as I’m sure we’d all love to witness the sheer terror at the after party. He’s a lovely bloke really…
Wouldn't that be wrong and illegal? Terrorizing someone because you disagree with they're political beliefs would put us in the same league as that whack-job in Norway, just a thought.
Now there's someone with a sense of humour, I can tell. No Kirk it isn't . I'm sorry that you believe it's all the same. Do you realise the nature of the beast here?
The same people who are bombing Libyans, bombing Afghanis, stealing the resources of Iraq, allowing the Somalians/Kenyans to die in their hundreds of thousands of starvation... oh look, just happen to be the same people who are privatising the Health Service, privatising education, pushing sick and disabled people off benefits, stealing public sector workers' pensions, handing over billions of public money to rich bankers and allowing the police force and media to ride roughshod over the so-called democratic system... So, who's the terrorist again, I didn't quite catch that...? Get with the programme mate, you're just swallowing their shit. :-)
Well I'm not a resident of the U.K. and not up on the players and the issues. I did want to point out that the whack-job in Norway thought the ruling party were in the process of destroying that country. It's not a far leap from chaining some geezer to his bike and towing him about etc. to blowing shit up and killing people. You'll get more done getting out their and campaigning for parties and canidates whose beliefs match your own.
I dont get it either but then again i dont get most things Sometimes i dont even get up in the morning and go to the shop for milk and drink my coffee (Captains Choice Coffee) black