Well written and had a positive buzz but.... Cant help but think that this is a patton jobbie/charm drive seeing as every "rider" in the video has a brand new cs Pac bag.

Ok, I really don't think this "Barry" exists at all. He is a fictional character and none of this ever really took place, either that or this Barry is so fast that none of us ever see him.

Reason being that on the circuit I know, couriers are reckless (cycle through traffic), munch alot (I'm spending 15 quid a day), piss at Mcdonalds, ride on tyres that don't get punctures, and don't make 400-500 per week.

Barry, he is real. Works dressed up as father christmas once a year.

Barry doesn't like fixies, but laughs at fakengers.

Barry had a mohawk but doesnt like punk

Barry is named after a fish but he breathes through lungs untainted by nicotine.

Barry likes steak and chips

Barry is a good man, and has given me lots of good advice and always been pleasant to hang out with, big up yourself Cuda you rockstar!

Oh dear lord. How much did Patton pay you?

Fuck Citysprint....

S'all about the G L MOTHER FUCKIN H!!!!

Aware of the hypocrisy in posting this, why are people still paying attention to the various trolls on here? These losers just sit at their keyboards (think the geeky guy with the wrist support in the WoW episode of South Park. What do you mean you haven't seen it?!) and revel in the attention they get in the wake of their provocation. Seriously, just ignore them and they'll go away. Much like discipling a child.

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