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      CommentAuthor24tee
    • CommentTimeJun 16th 2011
     
    ...and then he pulled out in front of me and... and... and...

    So on Hatton Wall/Leather Lane this guy pulled out in front of me blocking my path, knowingly or otherwise, and when I wouldn't move he tried to budge me off my bike - with his van. When I did move, to talk to him, he tried to run me over although obviously 'only' in order to intimidate. When I slapped his wing mirror in, he crammed me between his van and a parked car, which is when it did get scary.

    Some builders outside the pub were watching it, unsympathetic: He hasn't been in a good mood today. Yeah, there's an excuse.

    I hang around his veggie stall unsure of what to do while he started unloading, took his number plates prompting "Oh you can write", and a cloud of verbal abuse. No, I'm not from here. Yes I'm brown. No, I don't need a bath. Yes I can read. Look at the state of me? Hmph.

    I'm so thoroughly fed up with these people thinking they can take their miserable life out on me just because they are in a van, or because I'm a small woman and not going to start a fight, but what can you do?

    Arrrgh. Vented.
    • CommentAuthorRapattack
    • CommentTimeJun 16th 2011
     
    ahh the exact reason, amongst others that I dont carry a mini d lock. I like my freedom and seeing my kids everyday.
    A huge wound up slap and the sound of mirrors clattering along the road is very satisfying though. Only when you have a very clear escape route though. Either say Fu#k the cu@t cause he will probably die a miserable lonely death someday, orrrrrrrr hatch a revenge plot seeing as you know where his van hangs out.
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      CommentAuthor24tee
    • CommentTimeJun 16th 2011
     
    Potatoes...?
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    Bananas fit better inside exhaust pipes...
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    I once had a series of run ins with a driver for "Teddy's Tasty Meats" they fired his ass before I could seek my strange terrible revenge. For a long time I dreamed of running into a driver for one of Anchorage's florists someplace where there won't be any witnesses. Best to just leave asshole to wallow in his own misery.
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeJun 17th 2011
     
    Where exactly is this prick's stall?
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      CommentAuthorSideshow
    • CommentTimeJun 17th 2011
     
    Not the stall outside Greggs?

    If it gets messy, don't get Greggs involved. Their new chicken and stuffing lattice is to die for.
    • CommentAuthorSilverfox
    • CommentTimeJun 18th 2011
     
    I remember that stall. The guy runs it was/ is miserable f**ker.
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      CommentAuthor24tee
    • CommentTimeJun 18th 2011
     
    @ XX-DIABOLIC-XX with or without the skins?

    It's the stall right in the North-West corner of Hatton Wall/Leather Lane, a skinny grey haired bloke in his 60's I'd say. Saw him there yesterday but couldn't think of anything to say so continued my way. Yeah it's Greggs behind it, promise not to get them involved.

    Looking back now I think he pulled out deliberately, usually when people do that they wave for an apology / didn't mean to do that, but he was just downright aggressive. You think you can bully me with your van... it takes more than a ton of metal to flatten me mate, pfhht.

    Just do us a favour, don't buy anything off him.
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      CommentAuthorThe.Pike
    • CommentTimeJun 19th 2011
     
    what a silly twat! he must see that a lot of couriers hang out around there! maybe he needs some more "oil" or summin on his veggie slush!:devil::devil:
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    I always buy my food at Brothers at the end, top stuff. This veggie man sounds like he'll soon be eatin steak up HIS one way street, from someone or other - or find a big onion shoved up his exhaust :swingin:
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      CommentAuthorCarter3.5
    • CommentTimeJun 23rd 2011 edited
     
    Aint nobody gonna be doing shit to the Leather Lane veggie man, that bad mofo is just untouchable.

    Some of us motorbike couriers been buying his veg for decades. Be warned; the real couriers got you on lock, we know where you hang out. And if I hear about any trouble down at the Leather Lane Veg Stall, there'll be motorbike couriers comin down to "Full City", Wood Street, AND the steps at the Palladium on Grt Marlborough St. to make u broke ass pushies pay. So don't even fucking think about it.

    That BAD BOI G L MOTHER FUCKIN H AGAIN!
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      CommentAuthorpornomike
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2011
     
    Dont feed the troll.
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    Funny thing I thought I posted the following in this thread. Pressed for time it ended up in the "City Sprint" thread
    "Carter3.5,
    Thanks, for giving the best possible argument for handgun ownership. Being a guest from Alaska I have a different point of view then many of the other members of the forum. Now, when the topic comes up instead of a long back and forth, I can just point to your posts. Thanks again."
    Good god what a freaking tool. Now back on topic. If enough people in elevators and other places where couriers can be overheard hear mention of said stall and the words "food poisoning" often enough......better still if in those same conversations this Gregg's place get's talked up. Then we get yuppy after yuppy walking past his stall and not buying shit, just a thought.
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    What the fuck, I heard about this from one of our bikers. So I came on to take a look for myself.

    On behalf of Addison Lee's rather large fleet of van drivers, I'd like to say this;

    If you do the Veggie stall, then we'll do Greggs.

    We WILL align ourselves with the motorbike couriers if you little shits wont leave the Veggie Man alone.

    Kapeesh?
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      CommentAuthorSideshow
    • CommentTimeJun 24th 2011
     
    Go on, do Greggs. I've been looking for for something to push me and my D-Lock over the edge in regards to AddLee vehicles. :peace:
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    Why dont we all do the Duke? Cars, bikes, vans all of us. Its the only way. . .to a spot with a decent pool table. We can thrown the veggie man through the window, then hi jack addy lee boys van and ram raid the wine celler.

    And Sideshow, I'm wirth you all the way dude on Addy Lee cars, especially those three point turn roulette Galaxys
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      CommentAuthorEmilia
    • CommentTimeJun 25th 2011
     
    I used to buy stuff from this guy's stall, and thought he was reasonably nice, until one day a woman in a short skirt walked past and he said something very obscene and downright aggressive to her. I was shocked. Now I won't go near him.
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    Right, I'm not having this, it just aint on. You're likely just jealous that he didnt direct the comment at you. What do you think she was doing walking past his stall in the first place? It's clearly a highly erotic game that they are involved in and obviously he is turning her on.

    Trust me. I'm a driver, n when I don't have a client (and sometimes when I do) in the back I'll roll down that electric window n wolf whistle n make crude comments at bitches all day. They love it.
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      CommentAuthorEmilia
    • CommentTimeJun 26th 2011
     
    Swoon.

    You doing anything later?
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      CommentAuthorThe.Pike
    • CommentTimeJun 26th 2011
     
    Fuck it lets just do the whole market! job done!
    • CommentAuthorjontyponty
    • CommentTimeJun 27th 2011
     
    Too jokes:

    "We WILL align ourselves with the motorbike couriers if you little shits wont leave the Veggie Man alone."
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    "CommentAuthor: Emilia Comment Time: 1 day ago
    Swoon.

    You doing anything later?"

    Shit... sorry love, just read your message cos the missus kicked me out over the weekend, otherwise I'd have taken you for a pint somewhere nice.

    If you PM me your number we can go out for "a cruise" in my pimpin Ford Galaxy and find a quiet car park somewhere?

    Really looking forward to it.
    • CommentAuthorRapattack
    • CommentTimeJun 27th 2011
     
    wow, moving target is exciting and funny again, all in one thread as well
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2011
     
    Basie's back!
    • CommentAuthorRapattack
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2011
     
    Straight outta jail house
    • CommentAuthorJP
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2011
     
    and I think hes had a haircut...
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeJun 30th 2011
     
    He's back outta jail and this time he walks funny.
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    Damn, I meant to shove that onion up theveggie vans exhaust, I wondered why it felt squishy in there. . .
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      CommentAuthorcurly
    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2011
     
    send the pike on him or put a d lock through his wheel what a A hole
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      CommentAuthorcurly
    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2011
     
    and do you think this thread should be called vegan man all the vegans ive know have been nice but not good for xmas dinner
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    I started paying the leather lane veggie man regular visits this week, to let him know what I think about his mysoginistic ways. Now whenever I show up he leaves "to get a cup of tea" as he tells the lady that works there, even when I'm only going to get a bread pudding from Gs.

    Turns out the little cunt wouldnt even say boo to a goose. Not impressed. Dont think he'll be bothering u again.

    The Zero Emissions Edition.
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    p.s i dont really give two fucks what veggie man did....


    ....I just want something to do whilst on standby in WC1/EC1.


    The Zero Emissions Edition
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    Apparently he's only there to help that bird pack her stall up at the end of the day. So 4-6pm is the time people, if anyone wants to tell him wot a gwan

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