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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeFeb 26th 2011
     
    Had to edit again.Couldn't spell ?
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeFeb 26th 2011
     
    This >?
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    "zero - pretty sure i saw you the other mashing up regent st on thursday at about 3mph, i span past you man."

    You're just chatting, because ur gear ratio is lower than mine. You have no idea who I am. If you can tell me who I work for, perhaps I will concede that u saw me at a moment when it would be appropriate to be travelling at such a speed. i.e looking for an address or pulling away at lights. Otherwise, I'm calling ur bluff on this, cos there's just no way u could have "span past" me. Wouldna happen.
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      CommentAuthorpornomike
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2011
     
    Ignore the cock.
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    Because my gear ratio is higher than yours???
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      CommentAuthorpornomike
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2011
     
    yeah. thats it. you nailed it.:middlefinger:
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      CommentAuthorspaceman
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2011
     
    you work for goldstar
    • CommentAuthorredrum
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2011
     
    Hahaha this guy is a muppet! My gear ratio must be the best because I'm faster than tofu!
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      CommentAuthorAlexenger
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2011
     
    This thread basically says:

    "Right, cocks out everyone, let's compare."

    However the point zero has missed is that the average vagina is only about 5-6" deep and an enormous cock is no substitute for an adequately sized cock used with skill.
    • CommentAuthorJP
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2011
     
    The point of this thread was a comparison of gear ratios and the degree to which an individuals personal gear affects their knees... To be honest i didnt even remember posting it the next day and obviously my sentiments could easily be mistaken for "willy waving"... I dont claim to be faster by riding a bigger gear and by the looks of things I might be the one fucking my knees...

    Why dont we all race on a mile long straight, no traffic and settle this out?
    See if enormous beats skill?
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    "you work for goldstar"

    The GoldStar courier you "span past" at Regent St on Thursday, was not me. I don't and have never worked for GoldStar. Better luck next time.

    I don't really rate single speed at all. I found I was much faster when I was able to shift down to a 52-12 on the flats and would only really have to change from that when crossing bridges or steep slopes. I've lost a lot of speed since I went single speed.

    The Zero Emissions Edition.
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2011
     
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    Kinda makes me proud ur callin me a troll, when all I done is tell the truth.

    Single speed is slooooow. Especially on anything less than a 52-15. I would have kept gears one my bike if I could.

    Work tomorrow, see u all on the road.
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    "Why dont we all race on a mile long straight, no traffic and settle this out?
    See if enormous beats skill? - JP"

    I think skill isnt really the word, more technique.

    You need some technique when u r a short n skinny cunt riding 52-15.

    A mile? u wouldnt even see me.
    • CommentAuthorJP
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2011
     
    ^money where your mouth is muthafuka, I'll smoke your ass for breakfast.
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    Hey, JP. Tell me, do you have a cooked breakfast every morning before going out to work on your 51-18 gear ratio?

    I don't think so. Something tells me ur more of a Nutri-grain man. Eat ur carbohydrates son. Then come and see me.

    At the moment, I haven't got a rear break n I'm riding freewheel. So I'll have to decline ur offer to race.

    I'll be seeing u about.
    • CommentAuthorJP
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2011
     
    "At the moment, I haven't got a rear break n I'm riding freewheel. So I'll have to decline ur offer to race."

    Sort your fucking bike out, and then we can talk.

    I eat fakengers for breakies, plenty of carbs bro.
    You soak up your sausages and let me give you a crash diet...
    Lataz...
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      CommentAuthorSideshow
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2011
     
    "At the moment, I haven't got a rear break n I'm riding freewheel."

    Ha, loser!
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      CommentAuthornanu
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2011
     
    "So I'll have to decline ur offer to race."

    priceless.