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Control Box: Things we all know to be true, but which in fact aren't

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      CommentAuthorGertie
    • CommentTimeFeb 6th 2011
     
    1) When I fly along in one direction it's because MY LEGS ARE ON FIRE, when I crawl back in the other direction it's due to the wind which had absolutely nothing to do with my speed going the first direction.

    2) When I have a good, financial, day it's because I am a damn good courier, when I have a bad day it's because the controller is shit.
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      CommentAuthorcurly
    • CommentTimeFeb 6th 2011
     
    i allways found Martin, Bill Lisa,Tim,Al,Decs good controls not sure about the rest(in a good way)
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      CommentAuthorspaceman
    • CommentTimeFeb 6th 2011
     
    3) i'm the only courier the receptionist smiles for.
    • CommentAuthorJP
    • CommentTimeFeb 6th 2011 edited
     
    ^ Which receptionist?
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      CommentAuthorcurly
    • CommentTimeFeb 7th 2011
     
    The blind ones with no teeth
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      CommentAuthorspaceman
    • CommentTimeFeb 7th 2011
     
    have you never snuck into a nursing home?
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeFeb 7th 2011
     
    If I am late riding in it's because I've been knocked off and luckily unharmed and I'll be there shortly.I'm not late because I've been up til four in the morning drinking,sniffing coke and watching gimp porn.
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    ....and still not a hair out of place!

    I miss your mug the most! You make david lynch look like aurthur scargill
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeFeb 8th 2011
     
    I'm thinking there may be a compliment in there somewhere!
    You off the road now?

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