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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeJan 25th 2011
     
    Today,as I was riding along,a car pulled out on me from a side street.The driver of the vehicle looked straight at me beforehand which made me think he'd seen me.I almost went over the car bonnet and could 've easily been injured.Instead of ranting and raving at my fellow human being I simply slapped on a cheesy smile,gave him the thumbs up and carried on.
    Let's keep this thread positive,guys.:thumbup:
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      CommentAuthorpornomike
    • CommentTimeJan 25th 2011
     
    I had a similar experience today. Rding down the quite lovely Park Village East NW1, a motorist overtook me in a lovely shade of blue vehicle. Nice and clean it was. However he then attempted a left turn manouvre wich nearly caused us to collide.However, as no harm was done and the expression of horror on his face at my untimely prescence on the road. I gave him a kiss and cuddle. Reassuring him that there is always "next time". Happy days
    Have a lovely evening all.
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    I've got a big nob.
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      CommentAuthorpornomike
    • CommentTimeJan 25th 2011
     
    That is fabulous. Let's all rejoice with Captain Mysterious. This is fantastic news. Will you come to the wonderful city of Warsaw to expose yourself. Here's hoping.
    Peace and Love
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeJan 25th 2011
     
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    My nobs bigger than all y'all and comes with cheese after a 10 hour day, happy fluffy fuckin days
    • CommentAuthorJP
    • CommentTimeJan 25th 2011
     
    I had a similar "happy experience" today, big BMW cut right across me turning off from Russell Sq, the f**king bitch looked into my eyes and swerved straight across my path. I can tell you, I wasnt praising f**king krishna, gave the dumb stupid mutherf**king tw*t a slap on the roof of her f**king limo and called her names my mum would not have been proud of. Im a happy bunny, but jesus man... Happyness by way of pain, suffering and violent deeds to thy fellow inconsiderate, uncaring and murderous road users!

    Paece to you all, and infinite unpleasantness to these f**king pricks.
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeJan 25th 2011
     
    QED
    • CommentAuthorredrum
    • CommentTimeJan 25th 2011
     
    i had a happy experience today...similar to overdrives...so guy stared right at me whilst waiting to pull out...as i got right in front of him he drove into my knee...so keeping in the happy sprit...i kicked him in the head and set his fu*king car on fire!
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      CommentAuthorcurly
    • CommentTimeJan 26th 2011
     
    redrums post made me extremly happy.Can a man have too much happiness? I mean look at those Hari Cs gayly walzing down Oxford street they look happy but people laugh at them.
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeJan 26th 2011
     
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeJan 26th 2011
     
    "I mean look at those Hari Cs gayly walzing down Oxford street they look happy but people laugh at them."

    the joy of lobotomy.
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    You guys are just nucking futs...!!:jumping:
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      CommentAuthorglib
    • CommentTimeJan 26th 2011
     
    I was coming out of leyton station when two youths aprehendid me for a cigarette. I explained that I didnt smoke and therefore was unable to offer a cigarette. They retorted that they were going to stab me in if I didnt give them my phone and other belongings of slight value.
    I laughed and continued walking.
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeJan 26th 2011
     
    @JP

    Good Sir,
    I read your post and my feeling is that it could be a tad more positive.

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    "I had a similar happy experience today, big BMW cut right across me turning off from Russell Sq, the lovely lady looked into my eyes and swerved straight across my path. I can tell you, I was praising Lord krishna, gave the thumbs up,then a clap, on the roof of her shiny happy limo and called her my mum which I'm proud of. Im a happy bunny, like the jesus man... Happiness come rain,shine and violets.Big love to thy fellow considerate, caring and most delectable road users!

    Peace to you all, and infinite pleasantness to the disciples of fluff."

    Good day to you too,Sir.
    • CommentAuthorJP
    • CommentTimeJan 26th 2011
     
    ^ Lol, yeah, what was I thinking! A far better way of putting it mr OD.
    Peace and happyness to you all...
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      CommentAuthorGertie
    • CommentTimeJan 26th 2011
     
    Personally speaking I love you all.
    • CommentAuthorJP
    • CommentTimeJan 26th 2011 edited
     
    Brocquy_Táin_The_Morrígan

    Peace and all that that, but I personally feel an affiliation to the Morrigan. An Irish goddess of battle. Does us more justice than Krishna.
    Hounds of the Morrigan...
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      CommentAuthorcurly
    • CommentTimeJan 26th 2011
     
    dam i was enjoying the happy interlude.
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    Peace and happy flaps to all XXXXXXX
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      CommentAuthorpornomike
    • CommentTimeJan 27th 2011
     
    Told you it wouldn't be long.
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    Hey Mike and Sleepy you are entitled to your opinions but it's sad when Moving Target becomes
    a forum for personal issues that are best dealt with in private.
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      CommentAuthorBuffalo Bill
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2011 edited
     
    Persist with the personal abuse, and both of you will be suspended.

    By both, I mean Mike & Dazzler.
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      CommentAuthorpornomike
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2011
     
    It's not personal Bill. It's factual.
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      CommentAuthorpornomike
    • CommentTimeJan 29th 2011
     
    rdezlrasiztuc (anagram)
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeJan 29th 2011
     
    "#
    Hey Mike and Sleepy you are entitled to your opinions but it's sad when Moving Target becomes
    a forum for personal issues that are best dealt with in private.
    #

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    i'm not sure if i've ever met you IRL- what do you ride? :wink: i agree that airing my dirty laundry on a public forum was not a good thing but in my opinion a fully functioning community needs to point to snakes in the grass to protect it's own.
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    Just to make one thing crystal clear:

    I have no problem with people being criticised in clear language. What I will not permit is personal abuse & innuendo.

    If you have a problem with someone, and you wish to bring it up here, then say exactly what it is.
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeJan 29th 2011
     
    ok. without abuse. in a nutshell.

    dazzler has an abrasive attitude to the point of offense- he's been sacked from multiple companies, people have left the LCEF, non-courier friends who have contributed to LCEF events will not do it twice- all because of the way he treats people on a personal level.

    then there's the girls: leaving a note saying "please sleep with me before you go" is creepy at best, sexual harassment at worst. to think last year i found myself talking him up on IM to a friend who had gotten together with him- his treatment of her is the only thing i've ever seen him sorry about, it was utterly fucking shameful.

    to my discredit i let this pass till my girlfriend received a text from him that read "your tits, my mouth, now."- when i pulled him up on this by saying "my tits, your mouth" (plenty of room for him to pass it off as a joke) he went red, got upset and ran away saying that he couldn't believe my girlfriend had broken his trust!?? i'm a forgiving guy but that is a red card offence as far as my friendship is concerned.

    i'd really appreciate it if the people watching this thread, nodding in agreement with me and mike without contributing (apparently there are a couple of you) would say your piece. divisive characters like dazzler's aren't born overnight, they are allowed to flourish (or fester?) by people's silence.
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    Nice to see him gettin down at Channel One's wicked session at the vibe bar the other week in November. He looked straight at me!

    I was in top of my game at that session (those that know me and my obsession of all things roots and reggae will know lol!!!!) and fully in my element and fully at home and secure within myself with Channel One's crew and the crowd. I even helped 'em set up the sound cos they were late due to the van having problems.

    Much as I imagine Daz is secure and at home during an alleycat or courier LCEF meeting of some sort.

    We passed each other in the Vibe Bar corridor and I had nothing to say to him really, and he had nothing to say to me. We raised eyebrows at each other in a kinda forced cant be fucked to talk but acknowledgement of another human that does the same job kinda way.

    I got nothing to say to him really. People that piss me off will know about it soon enough, luckily I've steered clear of the wankers in the courier trade, unless I'm forced to work alongsde them. I only hang out and talk with people whose company I enjoy and who reciprocate it, like everyone else in their right mind does.

    This thread is turning into some sort of psychology session innit Sleeps? Let it all out, and I know plenty of people who hate Dazzler who dont come on MT but read it and must be laughing their tits off at all this shit.

    The thing is if the couriers still had the Foundry this thread wouldn't exist as all the petty shit and personal bollocks would be sorted out like it used to - down the pub!

    Happy weekending all, see ya on the road next week with a fluffy smile.
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeJan 29th 2011
     
    "The thing is if the couriers still had the Foundry this thread wouldn't exist as all the petty shit and personal bollocks would be sorted out like it used to - down the pub!"

    you've really not been around long enough to make assertions like that, though perhaps with the pub gone and stepping back events that span about 5 years are being brought into focus. i'm actually getting a really bad smell on this one and am gonna look into it a bit...

    which bit of my post would you say is petty?

    btw- my life if pretty damn good at the moment, i have a gorgeous girlfriend, work is sporadic but good, homelessness is possibly impending but nothing i can't deal with. the hand i'm playing with is a pretty good one and i'm seeing clearly. :smile:
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      CommentAuthorSideshow
    • CommentTimeJan 29th 2011
     
    Sleeps, I don't see how you can say "i agree that airing my dirty laundry on a public forum was not a good thing" and then go on to stick that well-soiled bit on the line to dry. We all know the boy ain't perfect but this village mob mentality, complete with some idiot at the back who doesn't even seem to have met the guy but thought he'd turn up with his pitchfork anyway, coupled with vicious diatribes delivered as 'helpful community announcements' is getting a little boring.
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    I've been around long enough to have a valid opinion on anything thanks. ..easy to write off a noooooob as someone less worth listening to than someone whose been couriering since they popped out their mums crack straight onto a double rush to fucking Exeter? I'm afraid I aint giving up or shutting up that easily. Besides, I had lots of fun and made lots of friends down there and still get misty eyed over the good times both as an office mong and as a nooob courier (for everyone else thats wondering I've been on the road since May 17th 2010, good days, bad days, crashes and all ad dont intend to give it up just yet).

    And I'll say it again, I aint got anything against Daz, or much in common either by the looks of things so I'll keep living my life and you keep living yours Moving Target crew, occasionally we'll cross wires online over people or job situations, but when we meet in real life chances are we'll all be happy to meet again after the winter pub hiatus that all this chat that seems so important right now all just blow away a be forgotten like piss in the wind.

    Next?
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeJan 29th 2011
     
    alex, from the forum owner:

    "I will not permit is personal abuse & innuendo.

    If you have a problem with someone, and you wish to bring it up here, then say exactly what it is."

    i was told to make myself clear, i did. what was vicious? it all happened, it's not very nice and it would be preferable if it hadn't but them's the breaks.
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      CommentAuthorSideshow
    • CommentTimeJan 29th 2011
     
    Yeah, and tell me if I'm wrong, I don't think Bill was stepping into the ring to ding the next bell. I think he was saying you should have got him in the first round without all the dancing around.

    :peace:
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeJan 29th 2011
     
    fair play, i said my piece first time round and was deleted, thought i was about to be deleted again if i didn't make myself clear... so i did.

    :peace: straight back at ya, ya fuckin hippy :fierce::wink:
    • CommentAuthorbum
    • CommentTimeJan 30th 2011 edited
     
    Silly comment removed in deference to Mike. (Bows, offers beer)
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      CommentAuthorpornomike
    • CommentTimeJan 30th 2011
     
    Ok. I'll clarify my self. It was never meant to be a personal attack (much). I only wanted to point out another nasty character trait of Dazzler. Not liking and so thinking that it is somehow his right to tell somebody what to post on this forum. I hold my hands up to the fact that my subsequent posts were hurtful and on a personal level. They were meant to be. As is my real time encounters with Dazzler. Only I, or many others, are the recipients of the veiled verbal abuse that is his stock of trade. Repeating the fact that he is a nasty and twisted person is stating the obvious. I meant every word I said on here and I got loads more to add but that will be for the pub.

    @bum You are not funny.
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      CommentAuthorpornomike
    • CommentTimeJan 30th 2011
     
    Beer accepted. Cheers.
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      CommentAuthorpornomike
    • CommentTimeFeb 1st 2011
     
    "And I'll say it again, I aint got anything against Daz, or much in common either by the looks of things so I'll keep living my life and you keep living yours Moving Target crew, occasionally we'll cross wires online over people or job situations, but when we meet in real life chances are we'll all be happy to meet again after the winter pub hiatus that all this chat that seems so important right now all just blow away a be forgotten like piss in the wind."

    In this case you haven't got a clue. You have no idea what kind of person we are talking about here, you being a noob or not has got nothing to do with it. You having a brief encounter at some club means nothing when it comes to knowing the real dazzler who is a nasty, devious and manipulative character. If you know what's good for you. Stay well clear.
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    Don't repeat yourself, Mike.
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      CommentAuthorpornomike
    • CommentTimeFeb 1st 2011
     
    Ok. (doffs cap and walks backwards in to the sunset)
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeFeb 1st 2011
     
    Bill,we are but dust under your feet.

    *pays obeisances*
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    ^ Anymore pseudo-sycophancy from you, and it'll be a ban for you, son.
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeFeb 2nd 2011
     
    Understood,oh radiant master of the internetz!
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeFeb 2nd 2011
     


    bill and OD this morning.
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    Bill: Overdrive, have you no idea what irony is?

    Overdrive: Yes, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron.
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeFeb 2nd 2011
     
    Sleepy=Mrs. Miggins
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeFeb 2nd 2011
     
    Sleepy,can you photoshop a pair of black rimmed nerdy glasses onto Blackadder?
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      CommentAuthorcurly
    • CommentTimeFeb 3rd 2011
     
    Telford
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      CommentAuthorcurly
    • CommentTimeFeb 3rd 2011
     
    Ive meet Dazzler many a time thought he was a nice fella