Time: 12-07 today. Place: Wigmore Street, heading west. Speed: Steady but respectable for an uphill slope. Hair: Brilloesque. Demeanour: Calm. Visage: Tranquil to almost Zen standards. Stunts observed: None.
He's even older than me,Porno and Bill.Rides what looked like an oldish road bike,frizzy,greying barnet,blue mince pies.The clincher was the bag,a green art bag turned inside out.Pikey told me ages ago that he heard a courier in a reception say to someone that he uses a moto in the summer and a bicycle in the winter which Basie has admitted to in the past on here.Pikey asked him if he was Basie,which he didn't deny,then noticed the bag. The bunker has been located!
I saw the cunt come out of Arcadias post room yesterday. Wears a A-Z bib so back on the motorbike. That green bag is one of a kind. Looks a bit like like that old fellow at Destinations. Only he actually wears glasses rather than just needing them.
Ya know I like the shit Count Basie posts it's a good read but if Overdrive lived in my town the first response to this thread would have read something like "@overdrive swing by my house I've got a snub-nose .38 and a box of hollowpoints I can lend you if you need it?"
You can keep your .38 hollow point dum dums on that side of the pond, we prefer to settle our grievences with a well worn size nine sidi to the posterior region.
@Glib I go to great pains to try to resolve disputes without violence. I was half jokingly suggesting Basie might be a tad unhinged and Overdrive might want an effective means of self defense on the off chance Basie's stalking turns violent. You also seam offended by my use of hollow points, if you need to shoot someone it's because they are a deadly threat either to yourself or others, You need to make them stop doing that as quickly as possible. Shooting to wound could get you killed. Anyway I'm sure Basie's harmless and I was joshing around a bit
Does the law apply when the person is in your home and threatening you then you can use reasonable force to defend yourself apply in this country, if so, invite him round for a cup o' tea
Well, I don't know diddly about U. K. law but I think inviting him over is walking down a slippery slope that might lead to a cell just about anywhere.