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    Ok so we all know each other's jaded, weather-worn, down-and-out, burnt out faces, and in this thread you guys are going to name and shame the slowest riders on circuit of 2010.

    Please don't nominate any riders without including the following;
    -Riders company name,
    -Description or rider
    -Description of bike

    That way we will all know exactly who you're referring to, and there will be no mix-ups.

    When you have finished nominating your slowest riders, I'll check the list and decide which one I think is the slowest, second slowest, and third slowest. That way we have an official top 3 slowest of 2010

    Enjoy, 2010's slowest riders. Now it is time for you guys to name and shame.
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    I'll put meself forward for DFL on the road if that means I get a free hat
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    I'm slowing down.
    Twice early last month, I waited for the lights to change at Holborn Viaduct going west, just turned the pedals at the speed necessary to get through the lights at Gray's Inn Road before they go red and thought, "Fuck! This hurts!" I even checked to see if a wheel was catching a brake the second time. (Yeah, I usually use brakes! What a wanker, eh?) Only happened the twice. Biorhythms? Felt OK since then.
    If it hurts going the other way - from Gray's Inn Road to Holborn Circus - then I'll start worrying. Less time between the lights, but it's downhill and there's no excuse for hitting those - especially as you obviously can't just jump the bastard most of the time. Few things piss me off like a cunt unnecessarily jumping the Gray's Inn Road light, then either wobbling into my path or (far worse) blocking my fucking gap when I've made the effort to get the bastard things at the Circus.
    Auld Scottish Pete at Destinations has to be the slowest rider, but he's a lot older than even me. You have to admire him for being out there at his age.
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      CommentAuthorspaceman
    • CommentTimeJan 2nd 2011
     
    -reuter brooks
    -tall
    -geared cannondale
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      CommentAuthorglib
    • CommentTimeJan 3rd 2011
     
    creative
    skinny/unwashed
    fixed wheel
    • CommentAuthorJP
    • CommentTimeJan 3rd 2011
     
    ^ Yeah! That guy!
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      CommentAuthorpornomike
    • CommentTimeJan 3rd 2011
     
    Pornomike
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    Have to say to the OP, this is a bit of a mean spirited thread. Not very nice if people see themselves nominated here, is it?

    That said, I put myself forward for riding a 31lb bike on 26 inch mtb wheels.
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      CommentAuthorspaceman
    • CommentTimeJan 4th 2011
     
    ^i'm riding a woman's (specifically, my mums) 12 year old coventry eagle search. it has a basket. i'm the baddest courier in town.
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      CommentAuthormaxcrowe
    • CommentTimeJan 4th 2011
     
    Josh, you muppppppppet !
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      CommentAuthorspaceman
    • CommentTimeJan 4th 2011
     
    listen to your heart, you know it to be true
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      CommentAuthorspaceman
    • CommentTimeJan 5th 2011 edited
     
    overdrive undertook me today on clerkwell road as i freewheeled down to a red light at junction with farringdon.

    "come on!"

    i must be slow
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeJan 6th 2011
     
    Hahaha!I remember it!Sorry Josh,what the f*ck were you riding?
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeJan 6th 2011
     
    Had a pretty slow ride down to Richmond and back to EC1 in the cold pissing rain.I gotta say it was hard going,nothing a cup of tea didn't sort out though.
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      CommentAuthorspaceman
    • CommentTimeJan 6th 2011
     
    my mum's bike. mine got stolen before xmas and so i brought it back with me, building a new one up tonight with the insurance monies
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    At this rate we're never going to establish the circuits slowest riders of 2010, and it'll always be an unanswered question.

    Now stop nominating yourselves, and lets get nasty......
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      CommentAuthorSmifficus
    • CommentTimeJan 10th 2011
     
    I would nominate myself but ain't had no work to get on my bike for in ages..