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    Twenty-odd years ago I remember a large number of cyclists at On Yer Bike sitting in the riders' room and reacting with a mixture of amusement and horror to a tale in whatever the industry's piss-taking fanzine-style publication was back then. (It wasn't "Despatch Rider" but that was around at the time.)
    Creative had sacked a rider for upsetting a client and docked his last wage packet in order to buy the client some flowers! Lisa was young and reckless back then. Thanks to the wise counsel she's received from Bill, she's learned a lot.
    Anyone else have any stories of outrageous acts of theft by courier firms?
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeNov 30th 2010
     
    I get the impression that no-one on here knows who you are, mate. So, like, who are you? What's the fucking issue?
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    Just a boring day. I'm sure you need something to post about at Metro Towers.
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeDec 1st 2010
     
    Well I haven't worked at Metro for a couple of years now so it's clear you don't know me.

    So let's have it then and stop all this silly childishness. Who are you?
    • CommentAuthorpinarello
    • CommentTimeDec 2nd 2010
     
    Agreed with Dazzler.
    If you want to bring up some shit gossip from an ice age about someone we know, you might as well introduce yourself. This is not The Sun. And I don't want to know which courier shaged youre bird 20 years ago at the Duke's toilet etc.
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      CommentAuthorWikiLeaks
    • CommentTimeDec 2nd 2010
     
    Smifficus, Count Basie, Friar Bellows etc = Criminal Dave.
    THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW

    Source: FaceBook ( where no one's details are private ).
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      CommentAuthorpornomike
    • CommentTimeDec 3rd 2010
     
    I thought it was Criminal Pete.
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      CommentAuthorpornomike
    • CommentTimeDec 3rd 2010
     
    And I thought he was/is illiterate.
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      CommentAuthorglib
    • CommentTimeDec 3rd 2010
     
    dunno about the smifficus angle....if smifficus is that cockney geezer who sounded like a propa' cockney, not like these london accents that fink they are cockney( you know wot i meen, essex wide boys and all that).

    or some poor Nordic import, and that includes Norf lundoners, camdeny types whos dialect is similiar but also but definitly different, sarf London also slightly different in sound to the Cockney wankas, and that i can vouch for as I was born within the sound of the bow bells.

    anyway, my point, I dont think is Smifficus, or Pete, but i might be wrong.
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeDec 3rd 2010
     
    I think Pete is an Essex wideboy.
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      CommentAuthorWikiLeaks
    • CommentTimeDec 3rd 2010
     
    **UPDATE**
    Criminal PETE

    In true WikiLeaks fashion we just posted the entry without reading through the whole thing first.
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeDec 3rd 2010
     
    I doubt it's Pete.That's too weird.
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      CommentAuthorpornomike
    • CommentTimeDec 4th 2010
     
    I think it is. It's exactly the kind of bullshit that halfwit would come out with. And how did accent enter the topic?
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeDec 4th 2010
     
    Who's Criminal Pete?
    • CommentAuthorRapattack
    • CommentTimeDec 4th 2010
     
    he's criminal pete innit
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      CommentAuthorSmifficus
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2010
     
    *Points* RIGHT HERE. Wasn't me though.. (Haha Porkomike..)
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2010 edited
     
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      CommentAuthorpornomike
    • CommentTimeDec 8th 2010
     
    Pete is smifficus. When he discovered copy/paste he used to post all this star trek shite on every forum he could find.
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      CommentAuthorcurly
    • CommentTimeDec 8th 2010
     
    ha ha ive got elastic bands round my ears~Trekies are weird!
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      CommentAuthorcurly
    • CommentTimeDec 8th 2010 edited
     
    top of the ears ,spook stylie
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      CommentAuthorcurly
    • CommentTimeDec 9th 2010 edited
     
    my spelling is atrochuse

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