I was informed that the reason Park Lane was closed for much of Courier Appreciation Day was because of a dead cyclist under a truck. (It was actually closed to allow police officers to spend an afternoon looking at tits and skirts in the pleasant sunshine, rather than deal with any crime.) Nothing on here, so I checked things out. This looks scary:
...and while we're on the completely non-racist, non-stereotyping, non-discriminatory and perfectly acceptable portrayal of Americans as being almost as stupid as the English...