To the fuck wit who kicked the side of my sisters car door on Goswell road this morning and called her a fucking bitch hope made you feel like a big man no wonder everyone thinks couriers are fucking cunts now days with someone like you out there
Yep have a sister who has just got a quote for a having a dent taken out of her car door by some half wit Hope she has enough sense and bitterness to try to track down any cctv on that road and then see if she can reconize the lovely inbred who thought it was there god given right to give her door a kick and call her prob one the worst names you can call a woman and see how clever he is face to face as he will be picking his sorry carcass of the floor when she decks him outside that shit hole in clerkenwell if they drink there How are you cap anyway having a lovely day i hope
Why would i want to do that and what makes me a cn%t oh yeah i know now make pricks like you stand up You maga (and if dont know what means look it up)
@zerofivezero its a language you dont know so wouldnt worry about it She braked sharply as person in front of her braked sharply and the idiot on the bike behind her didnt have commom sense to be able to see what was happening two cars in front of himself as to buzy speaking into a radio or on a phone so his front wheel went into her bumper and rather than have common sense to pull over and speak to her about it just kicked the door which makes you wonder is same cunt type of person that go's shopping and if someone bangs in to his trolley dose he then go home and kick his front door If im a cunt zerofivezero only for pricks like you to stand up unless you suffer from erection problems and if you do rec get down your local NHS and try get something for it if it bothers you and if get no joy there try Roland darko as he seems a total cunt
on the phone or radio??? there 2 distinctly different things...so if she dont know...how does she know it was a courier??? and maybe it was her fault. well thats why i kicked some chicks door yesterday...and it hurt my toe!
@overdrive doubt was you as the bike the lemon was riding without stablizers and know that you still need but if was you perhaps might like to let me know where you finish on a friday and go to have a drink of pish so can let her know and she can check how brave you are face to face
@redrum She dosent know for sure but how many people wear shoulder bags that are tatty with exhaust fumes clothes that have that look are used everday for cycling and speaks into a strap with either a phone or attched to it or a radio so may well not have been a courier may have been a fucking sad person who wants to look like one and who dose people who do it for aliving no favours at all As for it been her fault if somone brakes in front of her is she meant to think fuck some lemon on abike behind me better i smash into the car in front rather than hope the cyclist might have sense to be paying attention to what is going on around him and take evasie action And she aint a chick either by the way unless you mean woman say woman not chick as sure you were not brought up to say chick or chicks as unless you brought up on a chicken farm
@sideshow bob doubt it was you as someone who lives in Dalston should have enough common sense to be always aware of what is going round themselves otherwise you must be muggers delight when see you out about on kinglsland road after dark
My advice to her is to leave it as isnt a massive deal but her decsion to sort it out more money than sense capt The saddest thing about it that dose nothing for improving what people may or not think of people who cycle luckily she dosent judge unlike a lot of people but really hope she gets some cctv as be quite interesting if it is a cycle courier or one of those who hang round the duke of york and sure she more than happy slap the cunt and post it on here or you tube So to all you idiots that said it was yourself that done it what you do if she turns up and fucking knocks you out in front of your mates think pretty stupid and the word bitch is to those that use it think twice as sure you wouldnt want your mother in tescos shopping and some one call her a bitch when she takes the last loaf of bread when the bakers are on strike Ps Capt you ever thought to write ahayes book on how to get dents out of door as if ever get stuck should sit down and rewrite the new hayes book who knows may even go on to sell more copies of MT when had to buy it in red lion sq on a friday for a quid but enough of this as need to see if can buy a cheap how to spot idots who kick cars on ebay who knows miay even find the cctv
"its a language you dont know so wouldnt worry about it"
Im not altogether sure you know the language you are attempting to speak yourself... I wouldnt really worry about it mate, just tell your sis to chill, and you take a few more english lessons.
If you run in to the back of someone it is your fault for not leaving enough room to brake in an emergency; if it had been a car running in to the back of a cyclist and then kicking the bike you would all be singing a different song. The cyclist in this case is a cunt.
@050 I know it is hard to take in other lanauges as i am thick as 2 shits and have struggled to learn grammer in the english i write let alone learing other lanuages but can pick up enough of the lingo in any place to express myself in the place i have lived so i am sure as like the witless half you are you would have done the ask jeeves or google search on the word maga and came up with well wouldnt know as dont need to google it to know what it means but will explain what it is just for you Maga translates to you well as a insult it is the worse think pit pony with a up and down the pit path ladden with coal and so much wanting to be able to be a free donkey in a feild or even on blackpool pleasure beach with a obese unedctaed mill worker dragging their feets in the sand with the whole of the weight on your spine you might have a idea what a real insult really is so next time you perhaps have a cab driver call you a wanker just call em a Maga then you can cycle away knowing you are a clever cunt who knows they are well on the way to learning a second lanuage
@Will she cycles herself and is totally road savvy not just for peds car drivers also cyclists fucker braked in front of her she braked fellow gos in to her then kicks her door which gives any person who rides abad name then when mention it on here get fuck wits saying yeah i done it which fair enough if the humour is sharp as razor but in reality is about as sharp as their dads going to bed with their mothers bragging go to impregnate you and produce wonder childern and low and behold out pops a certain person whom isnt even worth the name maga
@bill. That is fair enough and applies to almost every case.
However, if this cunts sister is from the same gene pool she should not be in or on a vehicle. And it was me by the way. I'm in the duke on Fridays from 6-ish onwards so bring it on and it's not the door I'll be kicking in.
@readers wife micky your admision of guilt serves you well and will let her know to look for person that has a copy of daily sport on the table in the Duke of York and is trying his best to get his stubby fingers round his pencil that was his xmas gift for been a member of crackerjack fan club and has a confused look on his face trying to figure out the clues to the crossword puzzle which seeing as you have yet managed to work out how to take the lid of your bic biro to do your crossword will do down as quite achivemeant So to help you get your cross word done the first clue is in your name c_n_ need any more help just have a look in the piss puddle you find yourself waking up in after you have drunk your lemon and port and should see a image of the shroud of a cunt but perhaps with out the thorns as thorns are sharp and you come across as blunt as the pencil you use to scrible your mark on your daily sport crossword
@ razzle dazzle mick hmm is that the brain cell ticking over that you grabbed from the gene pool you came from or is the noise that comes from of your lips trying to work out crossword clue heres another part of it c_nt and letter you might be struggling with is first letter of a irish band who has bono as the lead singer just dont get confused and put the 2 in the clue as will make you make even bigger hmmmmm sounds also first letter of band from birmingham who sang about been a 1 in ten and a certain coloured wine If need any more help please fell free to ask
@redrum if bored why dont you take off your wheels and then your tyres and trace your finger on the inside of your tyres make sure havent got any sharp bits of gravel or bits of glass that may puncture your inner tubes as maybe next time you are plodding along on your chipper bicycle that you wished was really a tomahawk and the thought enters into your brain gonna kick some birds door in take a step back and think is it really worth climbing a tree to the birds house someone has made and taken the time to bang a nail into a tree and kick the door in not that birds house tend to have doors unless they have inested time reading a hayes mannuel on how to build a corrrect birds house with a door as that moment of advice about checking your typres for sharp bits in may just save you the shame of kicking in a door and find yourself unable to ride off at the speed of a shopping trolley and have the richard the third get out the car and just give you a slap and find yourself crying in the gutter watching your tears roll down the drain hole hoping that none saw what happen as cant then give it large how you may or not be the banksy of kicking in doors on people dont desrve having their door kicked in
@sundaypornosport mike not close the Hmm want fit into the clue even if you write in small heres another clue it is a type of film classifaction and just make it little easier it comes in between S and T in the alphabet we use so carry on chewing the end of your lead ridden pencil and hopefully it may just pop into your head if really need another clue more than happy to help you along as still waiting for my how to write perfect grammer book i have ordered from book shop but have horriable feeling they may use someone like you to deliver it so aint holiding out much hope as if having probs with doing a crosswrod clue to what you sound like heavens above will know how you will read the address on the package you have yet to deliver to myself so laast clue for time been if you turn the letter upside down it looks like n hope that help you
@Anyone who knows the alphabet please dont post saying there aint a letter between S and T as hopefully will keep sundaypornomayfairrazzlemickey more confused than he already is
@redrum slag you come from a by gone era when John Thaw and Denis Waterman used to drive round in fast cars kicking in doors going you slag to people with side burns who just been on ablag or do you sit their in your feild reliving those moments of Grand National joy when ginger mcain would get all excited as you manged to drag your slow witted brain over Becches Brooke and the chair
@redrum if it makes you feel big and clever i would say yeah go for it perhaps might find yourself really lucky and it may not be a lady but really a man in drag as he s really ironside undecover trying to catch the half wit who kicked my sisters car little bit of advive for you by the way if turns out to be ironside dont try to out run him down hill as will catch you or up hill as will catch you maybe consider going up some stairs as he mght have aprob getting his ample frame and wheel chair up them and what ever you do dont stop on the first step to pick up the lump of sugar as prob will catch you and send you off to stepstoes yard and find yourself answering to the name Harlod from now on rather than the horse that won the grand national and how would you feel then as been trotted past the duke of york knowing you could be in there bigging it up on how mnay doors you kicked in rather than pulling a cart full of junk and when say junk mean prob your bike and record collection so enjoy your day of door kicking try not to do any revolving doors as tangled legs are neve nice and doubt the wheelchair gang will welocme you int to their tight knit communtiy unless going to go in as there bitch to clean the spokes and make sure the hand grips are always cleaned
Hey thanks mate for the tip can i now say i have made a new friend to call my mate as if mates perhaps we could both join local oap bingo club and see if can perhaps reassure them they dont need to all go out and buy crash helmets as redrum has turned over anew leaf as is giving up kicking doors and opa heads in as far to buzy teaching his new best mate how to use a full stops while his new best mate teaches him how to be abetter person the type of person who dosent find himself having no sales from his door to door selling of pegs because he he dosent realise kicking doors in isnt the answer So best mate perhaps i might need to change my name to shergar so we can have a trippled new barrle name bestmateredrumshergar Dont forget friend my birthday tomorrow so please use the letter box to post your card to me dont kick the door to make a hole essp with those flipflops you are wearing as dont want best mate to have damaed toes as no matter how best mate you are i aint doing a fergie on your toes
mate i was gonna correct and re post your terrible comment...but its all over the shop to even bother with, thats a few minutes of my life ill never get back! Because of this I just killed my nan with your sisters car door! its all your fault! I hope your satisfied!
I am worried as would hate for my new best mate to be locked away and have to commit myself to a pen pal convict as a new best mate Sorry to end our blosoming friendship so soon but hope what ever happens you get flecther as your cell mate and not someone who enjoys converting people who say bitch into been the cell block bitch so all the best and rem dont brag about kicking doors in when really know what your mother knows sweet little boy who easily led by those around him so cute the swearing and the boasting and sure you will find life much more fruitful and happy
"@redrum if bored why dont you take off your wheels and then your tyres and trace your finger on the inside of your tyres make sure havent got any sharp bits of gravel or bits of glass that may puncture your inner tubes as maybe next time you are plodding along on your chipper bicycle that you wished was really a tomahawk and the thought enters into your brain gonna kick some birds door in take a step back and think is it really worth climbing a tree to the birds house someone has made and taken the time to bang a nail into a tree and kick the door in not that birds house tend to have doors unless they have inested time reading a hayes mannuel on how to build a corrrect birds house with a door as that moment of advice about checking your typres for sharp bits in may just save you the shame of kicking in a door and find yourself unable to ride off at the speed of a shopping trolley and have the richard the third get out the car and just give you a slap and find yourself crying in the gutter watching your tears roll down the drain hole hoping that none saw what happen as cant then give it large how you may or not be the banksy of kicking in doors on people dont desrve having their door kicked in "
@Sideshowbob i would perhaps take yourself down to your front door which hopefully hasnt been kicked in by my ex bestmate redrum and pick up the special offer from the local pizza place then take it back into your living room and get a envelope put it in then write your name and address on it and then take yourself down to your nearest pillarbox and post it and low and behold monday morning when you set off to work and see a enevlope with your name on the front of it and open it and be feeling as smug as a door kicker dose when they kick a door in knowing you have the best post not of the day but of the year as how elated will you be knowing as you scoff down not only one badly made pizza that has prob been spit in as made by some poor cunt who has had the side of his car door kicked in by someone like redrum pornomic and know that not only have the best post ever but have a lovely pizza to return to when you get home of unless the door kickers decide to kick their way into your life and leave you feeling that bitter taste pornoredmikerum taste reg when performing tricks for cash in the toilets of certain pubs in london
Strewth! I pop in here thru boredom and find a great thread like this. Mildura5 must be going thru a lot of speed to be typing at this rate. I thought Mildura5 was Wolf when I last popped in. Not very Wolflike. And since when did Wolf have a sister?
@Toby Wong welcome back hope the summer is proving to be fruitful I have alwasy had a sister and Toby that chilum i sold you many moons agoe hope you still have it and not broke it As for illegal narcotics not for me as far to stupid to be able to buy any let alone know how to use as Zammo Gripper Roland and the rest of the crew from Grange Hill sang JUST SAY NO and it is easy to say no as easy as it is to count one second in your mind and think no i wont kick that persons door in as just isnt worth it as who knows perhaps it might make them bitter to all people who cycle and make it lifes goal to be awarkard and unhelpful drivers who think why shouldnt i cut that rain sodden cylist who is trying to get from A to B
So Mr Toby Wong enjoy a wonderful evening hopefully the boredom has passed and looking forward to a wonderful sunday and no matter how much they hate you on here they dont know you which makes you wonder those who call you abusive names on here for no reason must have a lot of emotional issues which prob be cured if they take a step back from the hate inside themselfs perhaps they might wish to consider popping along to local libray if they can read and get out the Hayes how to repair your hate manuel
woop woop....i just got in after an amazing after noon of kicking things, si far today I kicked...oap's x3...midgets x7...disabled x2...and doors x1000000 woop woop. I of to do it all again such fun, I do it out of love!