When did you give up the job

You can call me JUST "mysterious" if you like..

Doesn't "beards" give it away?

I think Rapattack should bring his beard back!

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I hope you're not still bald as well as bearded curly.., I'm beginning to imagine something that looks like the (little known) fifth member of village people.

mildur A5?

I most certainly do not owe you any money whatsoever

If wrong will happy dontate the fiver to courier fund

Most entertaining. How you doing Cap'n? Thinking of going to Amsterdam for the Tour prologue then stay a week-ish after that. Obviously spend most of the time in Harleem and the beach. You fancy it?

Paul I just gave your fiver to a homeless person in San Sebastian, he's probably already spent it on cheap alcohol, I hope you're pleased with yourself.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yea that post was mine. Phinas laptop is most def on crack. signed me in as her arghhhh

If you're worried about money I suggest you try to get the Bank of Scotland Run on Monday. (6 quid, 2 hours).
Otherwise I can't help you, obviously as you have seen already I have done the maximum to help you and people like you.

BTW it's really hot here, the sea is flat and blue, almost all the girls on the beach are topless and tomorrow is a bank holiday.

Would do the royal bank of scot but they way treated my good friend fred the shred there and his rather measly pension pay off i would not be able to look him in the eye when queuing in the food stamp queue so will pass on that lovely hike of a job cant rem company that used to have that lovely little journey
Glad to hear it is hot there as know you wont sweat not with been able to use my fiver to make a fan to fan yourself and keep cool and attract the women with your charm and good looks and a wallet full of my fiver
Sure the oct to april part of the year must be quite easy to cope with knowing your pocket is weighed down laden with my fiver not that it matters as a in the long term of things what can you buy with a fiver now days
You could buy 500 one penny sweets or five one pound coins 10 fifty pences and so on and on
And on behalf of myself and all the others you helped i would like to say amassive thankyou as all your unselfish chairty work will not go unnoticed and sure when next time the queen is handing out OBEs and MBEs i am sure your name will very near the top of the list,but will prob be cancelled due to a un paided debt which may have made all the difference between realtionships between the UK and Zimbawa as sure Fred the Shred from the RBS could have taken that fiver loaned it Mr Robert Myugabbe and helped him to stop the run on the Zimbawa dollar but not to worry will get my vote for your kindness and charirty work all the same
In fact may well devote my life to promotion of the all the help and chairty work you have done in fact will volunteer to be your own personal PA as i amd sure the weight of carrying that heavy fiver in your pocket must slow you down and keep you from spreading more cheer and wonderfulness in the world lol
Right have to go now as going to have change the lock on gold safe that should house my lovely papaer fiver but holds only a poor photocopy of a old work sheet which i have coloured into look like my lovely dear old fiver which was given to my great great grandfather in return for services to the courier industry and passed down generation to genertion untill that fateful day outside benjys
So have abrill end to day enjoy the sunset if aintalready set and if sun is is setting and sky dosent have one single star in it tonight just rem you were a star in my eyes lol till that fateful day outside benjys lol
Paul the man who invested afiver in humanity and was repaided with nothing but a broken heart and despair but as the man from delmonte said to the independent pineapple farmer with one acre of land he say no cant buy your crop this year and will have to watch your family evicted from the farm and land albecause of a fiver taken out of the banking sytem by aplayboy living the life of riley on the beaches of Ibzia lol

christ, this is turning into a courier oap home, you just cant smell the piss ;)

worst post ever^

"No dont think its the worst pish ever waiting for a check to come thru your door and it dosent come is alot worse
"A pish you lock up your bike to and it has not been cememted in prop and lifted out and loose your bike is another bad pish
When your fav football team hits the pish in last minute opf a important game is another bad pish
In fact as pishes go it is avery good one in fact if there were a olympics for pishes that pish would have prob won a silver medal and been put on display at a musuem of best pishes ever written"


Don't talk pish.

"Talk as much pish as i want"

You certainly do.

Toggle off???
Construcvie???
Bjorn Bork???

So now def set game match and will go back to watching heartbeat on itv3 have a lovely afternoon overdrive and try to talk less piss essp at myself

The only things cutting is my lawn in about 20 minutes
And the sharp cut in my heart about my magical fiver
And thankyou overdrive for not asking about heart beat as gives me a reason to tell you anyway
Greengrass and nick berry from eastenders sure you rem nick as wicksy prob got his albumb somewhere on your ipod had a run in with some townies and to cut long story short Greengrass suddenly realised he had better leave all his unwanted posts to postman pat who has decided to deliver them on here to you when ever you need them
Or if prefer can buy book of worst pish posts ever on ebay priced one fora fiver or if you club together with captian mystreious you can have two for the price of a tenner but make sure you get fiver first off capt pirate mysterious otherwise you wil find yourself like myself obessed with a bit of paper that has written on i promise to pay bearer
and that wouldnt do as cant have both writing pish on here can we now

Negativity has followed me all my life since that bloody day outside benjys unlike yourself where your mocking laughter i still hear now as you releived me of my pension investmeant
I hope the sun is shining ever so brightly in your convertable bently as you prob sit in the back laughing as you are chaffuer driven home to your fashionable appt which its own conceirge and personal lift perhaps even with its own personal benjys situation next to your walk in wardrobe which no doubt holds all the lastest Paris collection of gortex helly hansen and north face cycling jacketts not forgetting your collection of Dewalt power tools prob plated in gold with a selction of drills all tipped with diamonds
So while you go sit on your balcony and have your butler bring you a selection of Ben eltons to read most are which are shit i shall continue my search for my fiver which you can easily send via pay pal postal services bank transfer western union or heavens above even courier it to me but think last option would be a bit hit and miss

Have a look out of the window Paul, if you can see a police car and several men dressed in white getting out of a van you shouldn't worry. They have come to repay your fiver, all you have to do is answer the door and everything will be ok.

Lucky you aint a film director as the film Seven (good ending by the way) would have had to be named Two once you got those claw like fingers on the five