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Control Box: AARRRGH.....this f*cking wind!!!!

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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeNov 24th 2009
     
    No matter what f*cking direction I'm heading I'm riding into a headwind!Like cycling up the north face of the Eiger.
    AAARRRGHHH you cnut!:middlefinger:
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      CommentAuthorEmilia
    • CommentTimeNov 24th 2009
     
    And yet, despite nearly being blown off several bridges in the last couple of days, I manage to fall off and bugger my hand whilst almost stationary, in a completely wind-free loading bay. My talent for fucking up knows no bounds.
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      CommentAuthorzero cc
    • CommentTimeNov 24th 2009
     
    @John: these are the payback days. You know those perfect days when all the work slots in and the weather is just right? For every one of those you get one of these. But you're building Karma'n'Kudos points.
    @Emilla: I like you - I like your posts and feel an empathy. Just wanna say - we all fuck up babe, all the time.
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      CommentAuthorEmilia
    • CommentTimeNov 24th 2009
     
    Are you saying I don't have a special talent?

    Oh.
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    @ Emilia, it's not just you. Last Tuesday after a full day of riding on icy streets, like sheets of ice icy. I wind up with a bloody nose a bruise on the top of my head and a nasty abrasion on my left knee. How? I tripped walking in the door of my own house.
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      CommentAuthorEmilia
    • CommentTimeNov 25th 2009
     
    I feel a new 'stupid things I have done' thread coming on...
    • CommentAuthorJP
    • CommentTimeNov 25th 2009
     
    You wont beat me Emilia... Im known across london as the human disaster zone.
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    Shiva, lord of destruction and transformation, may you blow your mighty bellows all over Overdrive, the underlord of courierness and greyness, and send him backwards 10 paces, where ever he may go. Om namah shivaya.
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeNov 26th 2009
     
    Lord Shiva,I offer you my days work on London's streets as a gesture of my obeisance and as a sacrifice to you.
    Please send a mighty plague of mosquitoes to Zack Speedfasts undercrackers which he wears whilst shoveling shite in the outback as a gang of Aussie rednecks eye him up.
    Thank you my Lord.

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