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Control Box: Fuckin' hell. Only 33 months

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      CommentAuthorpornomike
    • CommentTimeNov 10th 2009
     
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    SO some spineless cunt almost kills someone then perverts the course of justice in a calculated and cowardly fashion, and gets only 33 months in prison?

    Yet if you go and sell a certain type of herb to someone you get at least 5 years?

    YAY FOR BRITISH JUSTICE!
    • CommentAuthorjontyponty
    • CommentTimeNov 11th 2009
     
    "When Robertson was found guilty of dangerous driving and perverting the course of justice he swore at the judge and vomited in the dock before struggling as he was escorted to the cells."

    mug, hope he gets fucked up in there.
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    Perhaps the cyclist was wearing something that resembled a Courier Systems or City Sprint bib.
    Justifiable homicide, surely?
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    I love the fact that his mum shopped him. What sort of first-prize cunt do you have to be for your own ma to give evidence against you? Don't drop the soap, Christopher, you fucktard.
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      CommentAuthorGertie
    • CommentTimeJan 26th 2010
     
    Do you think he'll get Pikey as a cell-mate?
    • CommentAuthoreggpie
    • CommentTimeJan 26th 2010
     

    Are you still trying to work out where to send that supply of Viagra to?

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    FREE THE PIKE!!!
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    A guy came round Creative corner today who said he had a few friends in Brixton prison and he'd heard about The Pike's first night. Apparently this is what happened:

    The Pike walks into his cell and finds out he's sharing with a huge inmate serving his 17th year of a 30 year sentence for aggravated buggery, who goes by the name of Lesley.

    Lesley: " Right, if you're sharing my cell for the next 4 months there's something you have to decide. Do you want to be the Mummy or the Daddy? "
    The Pike: " Uhmm... I fink I'll be the Daddy. "
    Lesley: " Okay. Get over here and suck Mummy's cock. "


    True Story.
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeJan 27th 2010
     
    :shocked:
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      CommentAuthornanu
    • CommentTimeJan 27th 2010
     
    and there's me thinkin that pike did not thrive in salt water.
    • CommentAuthorJP
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2010
     
    Doesnt really seem fair about the pike beeing locked up. I know theres been a few "incidents", but for what? Waving a mini -D around outside the Foundry and throwing a brick through his gf's window... But Jail? Ive heard much worse offenses only getting community service. cant see that its a fair sentence.
    Doesnt look like many tears are being shed but he aint a bad guy.
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2010 edited
     
    You should make sure you know what you're talking about before you post something like that!In fact you should shut the f*ck up.
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      CommentAuthorSaraSkull
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2010
     
    No, it doesn't really seem fair about the pike being locked up, i agree. However, there have been MANY incidents, which yes, include waving a mini-D lock around outside the foundry and smashing his gf's window...but jail? unfortunately yes. I also have heard of much worse case scenarios. You can't see that it's a fair sentence? You wouldn't would you.Mainly because you have no idea what you're talking about. Doesn't look to you like many tears are being shed?...there are. And no....he ain't a bad guy.
    Ultimately, i'll agree with Overdrive, why don't you just shut the f*ck up.
    • CommentAuthorJP
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2010
     
    Bloody hell...
    I guess I dont have a clue what Im talking about so I'll shut the fuck up as requested.
    I cant help it if I feel sorry for the poor c*nt.

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