There's an alleged "Despatch Rider" who works for McDonald's. No licence, no motorcycle - as I'd view the term - no brain. Ideally suited to the parasites he uses (and advertises) as his agency. He has a large blue top box with stickers stating that he's a medical courier and is delivering blood. He rides like an exceptionally pissed cyclist. He's just cut me up by darting down the outside and turning left across me as I pulled away from a junction. No even an indicator. To add insult to injury, the son of a bitch was not delivering to the hospital he turned towards. Bar steward! "I've got you, you ****!" I thought, as I headed for the infirmary in question. The ****** wasn't there. I was livid. This toe rag has previous. Rides like a **** 24/7. Exactly why the Mickey Mouse twits he uses as his agency can't use someone with a licence to deliver urgent blood supplies is a very good question. I want this ******. Do yourself a favour, Spiro. Sack this **** now. I want him badly.
I know the C**t. One of his favourite tricks that, hangin' a left right on your front wheel. Another one is revving and revving behind you and then undertake at the most insane moment. He is of latin american origin.Wears one of those garish helmets. Usually with a mobile stuck in it. And before you all start going on about me being racsist, nazi, facsist or some other -ism. This is for identification puprposes only.
Some knob with a CS vest on a large moto yesterday sees me on Marylebone as he waits to turn left then overtakes,cuts across and turns left just missing my front wheel.I shout the obligatory,"CNUT"but no response. D-lock justice will ensue next time.F*cking amatuers.
Cheers and many thanks to those who've been in touch... especially my one remaining mole at McDonald's. Scooterboy has been located. Just waiting for the warrant to be signed.