By association, you probably have met her. Definitly if you have drunk in the Duke or delivered to a well know department store up Oxford Street or know her previous ex boyfriend and if this is not any help; this previous ex boyfriend has a nice fixie(if still in use) from an exceptional ex courier who is not me.
the cranks if anyone is interested are a small nominal price. If you are a genuine hardship case and can justify why you need them, then they are yours, as long as you dont resell them on ebay. I cant justify slinging them.
the nominal fee should cover the hassle of going to the post office, and the postal fee. I think these cranks might be too big for you Mike. They are 175's and probably a lot bigger than your kiddie cranks. Up the fee and I might consider it otherwise its a no at the moment.