one camera, one shot- showing me sitting on the sofa with a pint in one hand a fag in the other watching crap T.V. in the evening 'cause after doing this job for over 20 years I'm now earning less than £50 a day and can't afford to do anything else. or opening shot shows Gertie sitting on the wall and getting newspaper out of bag, he reads all of the front page, then he reads all off the 2nd page, then he reads all the 3rd page, then he reads all the 4th page.. eventually he gets to the back page and stares at the crossword for half an hour unable to do a single clue. fade to cut.
Gertie , what happen to that collection of all the mythical cannondales of yours? surely must worth a few bobs by now. Come to think of it now , you could be a great add for them '' 20 years riding cannondale'' think about it, sell yourself man.
Has nobody here seen the documentary/film 'Pedal' ? If so what did you make of that? I wouldn't exactly say that the guy living under the subway glamorised the business.
I couldn't sell 'em mate. Too many memories inside those aluminium tubes. Though I do like your other idea, Gertie the new face of Cannondale, look out for the ads soon!