A friend of Nigel's is trying to contact him through a post on FGSS.She is very concerned for his wellbeing so if anyone has any news of him please post on here and it'll get back to her. Thanx.
I know where he is. He's crawled so far up his own arse he's got lost and is camping it up in his duodenum drinking strongbow and wanking. Anyone who knows him knows this is true.