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    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeApr 6th 2009
     
    can it be done? kind of a forward from another forum. i saw their question, felt their pain and thought of you. :smile:
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    Well, on paper Buckfast is just strong red wine and caffeine in a bottle shaped like a club. But it’s made by Monks in Devon so there’s probably some Divine aspect to the process that can never be recreated by a pleb. The reason it’s so notorious is, once the bottle’s finished, you get a really drunk person who won’t pass out, wandering around with a weapon in their hand. In Scotland Bucky bottles are so commonly used in assaults that Strathclyde police asked the Monks in Buckfast Abbey if they could start putting it in plastic bottles, but they just said “ God loves War! “ and slammed their portcullis down.

    If you’re a home winemaker I’d probably try and work out how to add Pro-Plus or better yet Speed into the process and you’d be heading in the right direction.

    It’s also quite sweet so it appeals to kids too.
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    wtf lol you been reading urban75?

    I reckon with the economic crisis and all that bollocks, it might be cheaper to buy superdrug own brand caffeine tabs, cheap red wine from lidl or aldi, and some sugar. probably disgusting though
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2009 edited
     
    maybe.
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2009 edited
     
    Man,that stuff is naaasty!I've always wondered why Glaswegians are shorter than average and now I know.
    It's all that clubbing on the head with the bucky bottle,it compresses the spine.
    *waits for virtual Glasgow kiss*
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2009
     
    sad brummie herbs cleest- amphetamine is *really* cheap and dissolves well in hot sweet stuff, maybe heat up some cane syrup and add speed to that before chucking that in some cheap wine?

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