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    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeMar 14th 2009 edited
     
    Current Standings

    - Gents -

    Overdrive - 300
    Martin - 170
    Alex Sideshow - 140
    Sketch - 130
    Superkid - 100
    Stefan - 100
    Pikey - 100
    Ellis - 100
    Marrelli - 100
    Harry Potter - 100
    Pedro 87 - 100
    BBQ Mike - 100
    James Jordan - 70
    Dazzler - 70
    JT - 70
    Sax - 70
    Ricardo - 70
    Glauco - 70
    Yorgo - 60
    JT (NY) - 30
    James Brown - 30
    Sano - 30
    Seabiscuit - 30
    Rob C - 30
    F. - 30

    - Ladies -

    Sara Skull - 270
    Papillon - 200
    Juliet Hell Yeah - 140
    Niki K - 100
    Corinne - 100
    Juliana - 70
    Juliet Hell Yeah - 70
    Cynthia - 70
    Stojanka - 30
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeApr 26th 2009
     
    updated 26/04/09
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeJun 8th 2009
     
    Has this been abandoned?
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      CommentAuthorThe.Pike
    • CommentTimeJun 8th 2009
     
    looks like it! wonder why??
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeJun 9th 2009
     
    abandoned? of course not. i would have updated the points for the dash 4 cash II but the 'producers' informed me it wasn't an 'alleycat', it was merely a sprint and therefore shouldn't count towards the series. comments on a postcard please, PO Box 666.
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeJun 9th 2009
     
    It WAS an alleycat.I wouldn't listen to these "producers"if I were you.You are running this not them!
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     
    i would say it was an alleycat. street race from the foundry? alleycat. anyone? bueller?
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    You lot should know by now that if you ask me a question I'll just say the first thing that comes off the top of my head.
    I take no blame for fucking up your league.
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeJun 12th 2009
     
    There are no alleycats anymore,it's all over.The fakenger sprints series starts here.
    Sorry,no geared bikes.
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     
    updated 14/06 :smoking:
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeJul 12th 2009
     
    updated 12/07 with results from the Africat and Mantathlon race leg. If anyone knows who came 3rd for the guys in the Mantathlon race let me know tho yo.

    *peace*
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeAug 9th 2009
     
    updated 09/08 following the Rickycat - Good luck Ricky, I think you solidly earned your place in modern race history alongside Marco and Donny as THE man to beat. Take care dude.

    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeAug 9th 2009
     
    all the best mr tricky ricky :shades:
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeAug 9th 2009
     
    hehe- he even has his own smiley: :shades: striking resemblance
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      CommentAuthorF.
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     
    * dazzler
    * CommentTimeJul 12th 2009


    updated 12/07 with results from the Africat and Mantathlon race leg. If anyone knows who came 3rd for the guys in the Mantathlon race let me know tho yo.

    *peace*


    i think i did if i remember it right, i remember getting a pair of tyres and a t-shirt and i wasnt dfl !
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     
    done sir. get in there, still anyone's game..
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeSep 1st 2009 edited
     
    Well then. Updated 31/08/09 following the very entertaining Alley Fox Hunt Cat. Go-verdrive.
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      CommentAuthorpornomike
    • CommentTimeSep 1st 2009
     
    I think I might have won?
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeSep 29th 2009
     
    Team Pikeydrive won the BFF treasure-cat.That's myself and Pikey who pick up the points,no?
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeSep 29th 2009
     
    Anyone got the full results? I suppose Pikeydrive would share the points for 1st guys innit? Or do you want 100 points each?? Hmm? :beard:
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      CommentAuthorThe.Pike
    • CommentTimeSep 29th 2009
     
    @dazzler 1st Team PikeyDrive! no other messengers entered!!
    100 points each would be nice .... But its your call!!:wink:
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      CommentAuthorJosh
    • CommentTimeSep 29th 2009
     
    give him some tescos cider
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      CommentAuthorSaraSkull
    • CommentTimeSep 29th 2009 edited
     
    1. Team PikeyDrive 1,100 points
    2. Jack the Tika 480 points
    3. Team Meatmarket 460 points

    summary of the race. Pikey and Overdrive were not only the only epic couriers to enter the race, they also won 1,100 points by doing the checkpoint in Brighton ( other tasks included kissing each other ):clap:. Therefore, i think it is only fair they earn 100 points each in the alleycat points series. Absolute legendary team-manship. happy days. :clap:
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeSep 29th 2009
     
    Alright, well, going on the idea that if a boy/girl team won they would likely be awarded 100 points each it would seem only fair to offer those points to each of this pair of *kissy boys* ^^ :dinner:

    Saying that, an alleycat with only two couriers in it. Does it really belong in this league??
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2009
     
    Two couriers also manned checkpoints so that's four who were involved!

    So my answer is yes!!!
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      CommentAuthorSaraSkull
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2009
     
    Apologies, I obviously haven't read the " Alleycat Point series instructions manual ", i wasn't aware the term "alleycat" could be applied only and strictly on the condition there are more than 2 couriers racing. Although there are more than 2 non-couriers with points in the league.And there were actually 3 couriers manning checkpoints! Not sure how all that works out..so for the sake of being pedantic how about we have a full defintion of what counts as an alleycat, and how exactly does one go about "applying " to the alleycat points series" ?
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    Alleycats are organised by couriers, everything else is a " Happychase ".
    It doesn't matter who is racing unless the organiser of that particular Alleycat or Happychase has made restrictions.
    But seeing as the only two people in the whole of the UK who care about the points competition are Dazzler and Overdrive they should probably decide on the criteria for awarding points, I'm not sure how this would work but one idea off the top of my head would be maybe DQ racers for spelling mistakes on their manifest if it means they're going to beat you in the points comp.
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2009
     
    So we have to go through all this bollox again to see who can work out what a f*cking alleycat is?
    Remeber the Dash for Cash debacle?F*ck the lot of ya!I'll batter you all.
    Just put the points up for f*cks sake.
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      CommentAuthorSideshow
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2009
     
    I cared for a bit when I was winning. Then people who are actually really good overtook me and so as far as I'm concerned you can all go to hell.

    :sleepout:
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2009
     
    X - What's all this thinly veiled muck and oomshka about DQ'ing and treachery and such like??
    It can be tough. I've had a couple of instances last couple of years where I've had to let other people win in the face of completely illegible manifests from the fastest riders, it never goes down well and never will. One easy rule I say. 'If you can't read it, you can't read it.' Simples. Try faxing an illegible signature over to a client who's lost a package and needs to trace it. Aint gonna work. Tough love.

    Points updated 30/09/09 xx
    • CommentAuthorsleepy
    • CommentTimeOct 1st 2009
     
    "Alleycats are organised by couriers, everything else is a " Happychase "."

    :rolling:
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeOct 5th 2009
     
    updated 05/10/09 - dash 4 cash
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    Didn't the Frankencat count?
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeDec 17th 2009
     
    Good point,I think Superkid won that.
    • CommentAuthordazzler
    • CommentTimeDec 20th 2009
     
    See, it ain't just me and Uberdrizzler who cares! Updated..

    So then, we haz our winners.

    The fastest, most manliest, roughest and toughest, most popular on facebook , most committed, best looking, greyest and oldest courier in the whole of Londonland for the year 2009 is, by a considerable margin, the one and only, your friend and mine, the wiliest, the incorrigable, the unstoppable..

    John 'Overdrive' O' Driscoll.

    Well done to the happychasing pack and to the ladies of whom Sara Skull was the victor.

    Presentations to be made at a suitable time in the NY, maybe Rolla's Donkey Derby 3 which has been pencilled in for sometime soon..

    In the meantime, anyone wanna take over the reins for a points championship 2010??
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2009 edited
     
    Sweet,Dazzler.Thanx for organising.:thumbup:
    Congratulations to Sara Skull too.:clap:


    *waits for typical sour grapes response from zack's pipe-arse*
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    Fuck me, Alley cat racing has gone to the dogs if Overdrive is winning championships.
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      CommentAuthorBogtrotter
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2010
     
    It's all on for 2010. I'm giving up the fags and racing seriously. It's all about performance. I'll see you losers from underneath my perch on top of the podium. I'm organizing a race in early february, mediaeval themed, like. To the winners, a small amount of glory, and to the losers, a grisly death...peace
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2010
     
    Is there anyone who can organise this years points series?
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      CommentAuthorBogtrotter
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2010
     
    I'll do it
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeJan 15th 2010
     
    Sweet..er sweetcheeks!

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