I ran into this guy on monday when i was stopped at hi-ho junction. Two lads were infront of me on bikes n the guy (No monkey mask) just rolled up n pushed the two lads full force off there bikes. Then he came rolling up to me to do the same so i punched him n he feel on his arse, he just got back up n muttered something n then skated off, as i turned as i was cycling down kingsway i saw him do it to another guy a few yards up.

Two Pigs saw everything from across where the sainsburys is n just laughed amongst themselves, When i asked what they were gonna do about it they just done the typical piggy moves n wrote things down n called a few people.

The guy matches all descriptions given from the earlier posts so its obvious he's been around for a while.......

I talked to a couple of cops in a van yesterday about this, and they said (as I'm sure you would expect), that nothing can be done unless people give statements. But they did say they would keep their eyes open in case they saw him doing something dodgy.

thank you nhatt- can everyone involved in any kind of incident please get down to the cop shop NOW!!!

jp- the incident you describe is still common assault, with a deluge of incidents about this nut case the cops will have no choice but to act.

It looks like London cops are almost as useless as Anchorage cops. Anyway it's still a good idea to keep reporting this assclown if nothing else it establishes that the guys a menace and if someone doses give him the beat-down he so richly deserves it'll make it easier to prove that person acted in self-defense.

As understandable as desires 'to take this guy out' are ( I have them myself) what this guy really needs is not a good kicking but one of those funky white jackets that buckle and zip up the back and a large dose of Lithium based drugs.

The law here allows one to use 'reasonable force' both to protect yourself( and possibly others) and to prevent certain crimes being committed, I suspect the definition of reasonable depends on how rich you are.

Well hopefully (actually not hopefully but the lesser of two evils) is that he is mentally ill rather than some prick engaging in advanced happy slapping. At least that way he could receive help.

Any more monkey developments?

can't see it

he works for smoke and mirrors?

The monkey is wayne.
Banana mince.

im the munnnnnnnnnnnnnkey!

Just a warning - I think I saw this chap again on Proctor Street the other day. No monkey mask in evidence, but he was a sturdily built black or mixed-race chap, on skates, shouting loudly to himself, and carrying half a bottle of wine (at about lunchtime). I think this matches Chandra's description, and it it would be odd and slightly alarming if there were more than one unhinged skater in the Holborn area. Be safe...