ive had 2 days off due to a heavy cold, and i'm almost better now but cant be arsed to go back, i mean whats the point of riding a bike all day, knackerin yourself out and risking your life for some cunt, especially when you've got no team mates for solidarity, though to be honest if i had a different job likesay some sort of comfortable indoor job, i wouldnt be arsed to go back to that either, cos i think its work in general that i've had enough of, its fucking bollocks man, whats the point, might as well go on the dole for all the good its done me, i mean at least on the dole i can buy beer and food, i mean what else do you need like. fuck work, its a load of bollocks, fuck it. unless you can persuade me otherwise like.

Go on the dole, sell weed, ride your bike for fun when you want to, live happily