SAME roundabout that I got knocked off on last Thursday, SAME direction, SAME thing almost happens, except this time I'm almost fucking crushed by a HGV. I don't know how I managed to avoid it or how I wasn't shaking and in shock for the next hour but this was one motherfucking lucky escape I tell you, I should be fucking DEAD.



1. I'm waiting at the junction at the bottom of the picture.

2. Nothing coming from my right, so I go onto the roundabout, straight ahead.

3. Halfway across the roundabout I see traffic coming from my left, too fucking fast as ALWAYS, so I keep my eyes on it EVEN THOUGH I SHOULDNT FUCKING HAVE TO.

4. Lorry number one sees me, stops too late, way ahead of the line. Fine. But I sense there's a lorry in the lane next to him and slightly behind him, even though I can't see it (and whoever's driving it can't see me because lorry 1 is blocking its view).

5. Instead of going straight ahead like I should have, I swerve to the right ONLY JUST avoiding being splatted by this STUPID MOTHERFUCKER who drives a HGV right onto the roundabout at 30mph without being able to see if there's anything coming from his right. What a stupid fucking prick.

6. He slams on the brakes when he finally sees me. He says something like "Jesus Christ", in a tone of voice that suggests that it's my fault for being there in the first place. NO FUCKING APOLOGY FOR FAILING TO GIVE WAY! AND ALMOST KILLING ME! CUNT!

7. To add insult to (almost) injury, he carries on going forwards instead of stopping and letting me go ahead, meaning that I have to go all the way around the roundabout to get back to where I was supposed to be going. I call him a fucking tosser and carry on towards my pick up point.

WHAT A CUNT!!!!

I don't know how I didn't shit my pants or start trembling or pass out

It's a local company. I know where their base is. They're gonna get a nice surprise.

I think I'm gonna hand my notice in when I get back from Jamaica. The dole is better than this. At least Jobseeker's Allowance doesn't try to kill you.