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    someone stole my front brake last night...
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2008
     
    Get a front brake you old git!
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    OD, you are such a cheeky cockney chappy!
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    lol who steals brakes?
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    Word on the street is it's that new gang in town, The Safety First Boys. They've head you don't use a lock ring, Bill, and they're out for blood.
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    Lock-ring? Is that some perverted version of a cock-ring?
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    Yeah, it's like that sperm-a-cide stuff you smeared on your hub before you put your cog on, only more reliable
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    I would have thought that it was stolen by a brakeless fixie rider who recently joined a company whose conditions of employment state that you must use a hand brake while working. For example Creative Couriers. He needed a new brake but couldn't afford one due to recent aluminium price rises (anyone who can afford to spend that kind of money probably isnt desperate enough to become a cycle courier), so unwittingly stole it from his soon-to-be controller.
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    Overentrepreneur put a brake on Ebay today at work. I'm not insinuating there is a connection.
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    Of course there is a connection. A connection between the lever and the caliper. It's called a cable.
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      CommentAuthorSideshow
    • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2008
     
    You know Iron, you seem to know alot about this for an innocent person.
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    Yes but lets divert the attention away from my guilt. I might have got knocked off my bike on purpose so I could finish work early and then catch a train to london so that I could steal Bill's brake, BUT, the most important question is, are your actually a person who comes "from Emory"? Or are you a person with a memory of a 'fro?
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    nothing to do with me by the way. obviously.
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeOct 4th 2008
     
    Ha, Shimano. The thief did you a favour Bill.
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    It's a conspiracy. You are all brake-napping scum.
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      CommentAuthorMr Brown
    • CommentTimeOct 6th 2008
     
    I also have nothing to do with this : )
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      CommentAuthorBuffalo Bill
    • CommentTimeOct 7th 2008 edited
     
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    I don't have anything to do with this, but boy do I wish that I did.
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    Funny thing I found this cheap business fare to London on priceline.com, problem is I could only stay for an hour or two. I asked myself. "How can I make the most of this short visit? I've got it steal the front brake of the Man, the myth, the legend, Buffalo Bil, perfect!" I put it on Bristol Pallin's track bike with the baby coming and all she needs to be extra cautious.
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      CommentAuthorGertie
    • CommentTimeOct 8th 2008
     
    :rolling::clap:

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