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    Yesterday I had many million fedex drops to do, it was so exciting, non-stop work for many hours. Today is exactly the opposite, i've had no work for over three hours. I am on the verge of cracking up, so i decided to let you guys tell me something to do while i'm on standby. The only conditions are that it must be legal, and realistic, but it can be crazy if you like. Come on get the suggestions in - this is the only time Bad Man is gonna do what someone else tells him.
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    rassclaat
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    hey Bad Man if business is so bad find a hasslefree bar, make it your headquarter, design some businesscards and go independent...you get 100% of the dockets and might one day become the biggest courir company in Birmingham...
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    sorry, "courier" company...
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2008
     
    Darko has the right idea,f*cking top yourself!!
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      CommentAuthorBanned Man 2
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2008 edited
     
    I said "The only conditions are that it must be legal, and realistic"

    Suicide is both illegal and unrealistic. Now shut up overdrive before I drive over you.
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      CommentAuthorGertie
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2008
     
    Read. Find a nice big WARM DRY bookshop turn your radio down so you can hear it but it doesn't draw attention to yourself and piss the shop staff off. Browse, find an interesting looking book and start reading, most book shops have friendly staff who wont try to shooo you on. When you, eventually, get a job remember what page you're on knock it out and come back to the book when you're next empty.
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2008
     
    Why don't you call Iron Eye? If he's not wanking I'm sure he'll have some suggestions.
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    Bad man nah deal wid no wankin bwoy
    • CommentAuthorFesterban
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2008 edited
     
    Come bredrin, quit ya slackin, get workin' pon dat second album,
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    Quit your shitty job in Brum and move down to the big smoke. Leave that retard Ironeye up there by himself.
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    De only 'big smoke' bad man deal wid is 'erb.
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    How dare you call me a retard, zack snailpace. If I was a violent person like Bad Man I'd shank you for that kind of disrespec'.
    • CommentAuthorFesterban
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2008
     
    I'll cut him up whilst he's riding along for free if you want
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2008
     
    You could never hold a knife steady in those sperm drenched hands of yours Iron.
    • CommentAuthorFesterban
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2008
     
    :shocked:

    I'm not gonna ask....
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2008
     
    or sleep well tonight
    • CommentAuthorFesterban
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2008
     
    After todays weather I'm rinsed out so thankfully I shall be crashing the fuck out instead of worrying about Iron's habits :wink:
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeSep 30th 2008
     
    You're thinking about them now, aren't you? And now. And now.
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeOct 1st 2008
     
    CommentAuthorBad Man CommentTime18 hours ago edited
    I said "The only conditions are that it must be legal, and realistic"

    Suicide is both illegal and unrealistic. Now shut up overdrive before I drive over you.



    Go and play with the spaghetti junction.:fingersear:
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    Count sheep:middlefinger:
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      CommentAuthorBanned Man 2
    • CommentTimeOct 1st 2008 edited
     
    Listen, if Bad Man want go sleep, Bad Man nuh need fe count sheep.
    Bad Man jus gone inna bedroom, a sit down an' a count me fortune.
    Me have more 50 pound notes than u ever seen; it woulda take days fe tally up by automatic counting machine.

    Luckily, rude bwoy, me nuh need fe count dem
    because dem spread out across me many bank account dem.
    Me tek dem a art shop, de man deh frame and mount dem
    Hang dem pon me wall, because me can't go spend dem!
    De notes dem come from a bank dat me robbed wid me friend dem.
    But de money did get marked, now we can't even lend dem.
    Me tek dem to de launderette, an' go try fe wash dem
    But me couldn't get de special ink out of de cash dem!
    Me took de notes home, inna de attic me stash dem
    Police a mek nuff raids, dem a try reclaim dem
    But dem cold pon de trail, dem incompetence shame dem
    Forget de evidence, cause we did rip up and flame dem...
    • CommentAuthorFesterban
    • CommentTimeOct 1st 2008
     
    Blap blap blap!
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      CommentAuthorwill
    • CommentTimeOct 1st 2008
     
    So that's what you ended up doing when you were standing by.
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      CommentAuthorzero cc
    • CommentTimeOct 1st 2008
     
    ..and the most creative use of stand-by time I've seen for ages!
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      CommentAuthor_targetbot
    • CommentTimeOct 1st 2008
     
    Ah, that age old conundrum of the English language, rhyming dem with another proper word properly.
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      CommentAuthoroverdrive
    • CommentTimeOct 2nd 2008
     
    Yes reading that"rhyme"was rather like counting shee..............zzzzzzzzzz

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