To reach the underground street racing scene you must first pass the guardians of the scene. They are cunningly disguised as cycling policeman but don't let that fool you, they are actually race organisers that are scouting out routes for races and such. Challenge them to a race whilst out on your bike by shouting "Come on then you fat cunt" and breeze past them as fast as possible, you must evade them for a full ten minutes to be deemed worthy of entering the next race
Bring it on you cunts........im serious and your saying your too big to take any "newbie". Fuck you fucks................just trying to find some network to have some fun. Dont worry about it........thanks for the welcome.
Ill find others to tear it up with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I love the thrill of smashing thro traffic" are you superman? i always found it quicker to avoid the traffic. Cheers for leaving your email I can now sign you up to loads of shitty websites. xxx
p.s. I found the newbie funny too (fester that is not flipsidetosspotweirdfucker)
Bill has a fake ass? Is he that mystery cyclist whose name was never released by the police, sustained serious buttock injuries a few years ago after being run over by a mercedes, the doctors couldn't locate a suitable ass cheek donor, so he had to have a prosthetic gluteus maximus inserted?
I'm really glad there was no interweb when I started out - also glad there was no 'scene'. Man, you'd laugh at me now, if you'd seen me then - if you see what I mean... Who'da thought all that drinking and smoking would've led to a sub-culture?